Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil

My snarky outlet for exposing stupidity and hypocrisy in U.S. politics.

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@HeatherBarmore @JoeBiden I've thought about this often during my relatively privileged white life. I think about how Black folks are so joyous in their Sunday worship, how they persevere & fight for the most basic of rights. I 🙏 that Pres Biden & VP Harris finally make the USA the country you deserve❤️

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@Angry_Staffer This is why we should ALL vote by mail. Fuck this waiting in line on Election Day nonsense.

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@grace_panetta FL still not redder than Kansas (which passed an abortion rights amendment), they're just dumber (I know, I live here)

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@mpdillon Make some fucking arrests, jeez

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@MarParNews This is why you vote early or Vote by Mail!!😩

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@bennythejet55 @MikeACollier How do you wait that long?? I'd be pooping my pantalones if I went with two hours before the polls close 😱

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@speakertwitr @Cmmnsensedspnsr @WalshFreedom Wanna bet?

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

WOW: Judge Baker shreds the RNC for what he says was a cynical attempt to invalidate votes only in Democratic counties even though other counties were able to use the same procedures. Doing what the party wanted would violate state law, the constitution and "my oath," Baker said.

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@nicoleperlroth Oh bless him!!!!!

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING - 2 fake bomb threats on Atlanta voting sites were called in from RUSSIA

According to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger

Yes, Trump is already getting help from Putin, again

VOTE BLUE to end the chaos and foreign interference in America's domestic politics

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@DanAncona Elmmmmoooooo

[Fair Fight @fairfightaction]

NEW: Today’s Georgia Supreme Court ruling means Cobb County voters who received mail ballots late must return them by 7 PM tomorrow.

Voters, take action to ensure your voice is heard: hand-deliver your mail ballot ASAP.

Find your ballot return location: https://t.co/gSpJvGjiV2

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Trump & Vance have called Harris, the first Black woman to run for president, "trash," "low IQ," "lazy as hell," "a stupid person," not Black, & said nothing as their supporters have suggested she was/is a prostitute.

Never let the racist GOP say the word "civility" ever again.

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@RpsAgainstTrump At this point, if they grant a permit without getting paid up front, they are idiots

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@Acyn “I heard” what a lowlife gossip

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@nic_carter @DaitoYoshi And by opponents, you mean "people who broke laws and were found guilty?"

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@EthosVentures @nic_carter The only reason Trump didn't jail anyone is because he had 2 weeks before he had to evacuate the WH. About which, yesterday he said he "shouldn't have left."

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Oh.

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@rtoddivey Why can't they get an OB-GYN who's about to retire, have him/her administer life saving health care to one of these women, let that asshole Ken Paxton charge him/her with a "crime," and take that thing all the way back to the Supreme Court 6 who refused to believe the warnings?

[Vance’s Eyebrow Pencil @Moonsea63]

@JohnFugelsang "I've got people in Hawaii and they can't believe what they're finding."

Of course not, cuz they weren't in Hawaii finding 💩