Candace Moore

Candy's the name, and awkward's my game.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

I’m in a weight loss challenge and I’m supposed to weigh in today. I privately weighed myself this morning and I think I gained 2lb. No way I’m going to show the competition I’m going in the wrong direction. #ilovesugar

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

@abrakadaniel_92 I don’t need alcohol in my system to do that. Unless you mean you were tempted to be lured into their clutches...

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

@iamasong LOL

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

I wish I was willing to be more controversial on here. I have so many thoughts about people endorsing obvious pyramid schemes and claiming that they are “entrepreneurs.” I guess five yrs of engineering school and working 40+ hrs a week doesn’t compare to your “hustle.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

@samanthaafeil YOU are my hero

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

I told my boss I was late because I turned off my alarm instead of snoozing it. But I was really late because my dog needed kisses.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

My job makes me want to go home and stress eat Mac n cheese right out of the pot

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

Creo has crashed on me three times and I’ve only been at work an hour. Is this enough justification to walk back to my car, head home, and go right back to sleep?

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

Have you ever thought about how crabs are just sea spiders 🤯

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

Is “knifing someone” an acceptable description. In my opinion it’s traditionally “stabbing someone”. If anyone knows the difference between phrases please enlighten me.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

Someone stole the new magazine I left in the restroom. There are only five women who sit on this floor and you better believe I’m on the lookout for my women’s day spring edition.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

@efwells101 Living in New Mexico may become problematic....That’s like living in a candy store and not being able to sample the merch. Torture.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

@samanthaafeil I relate to this on a deep level

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

@shayealaine4 do you remember?

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

Recently found out (five min ago) that roller coaster tycoon can be played on an Xbox... I wish I could get the park I made at 12 back and continue building my empire.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

I think I may involuntary snap at whoever answers when I’m finally put off hold because I’ve been listening to the same roll of elevator music for over an hour now.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

I’ve been on hold with the post office for 45 min. I see your avoidance tactics PO but I am just desperate enough to stay on this line.

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

I have a hard time believing all of your representatives are busy... more like enjoying your coffee and taking bets to how long I’m willing to hold out...

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

Do you think that your nostrils are proportional to the size of your own fingers? How do people with huge fingers pick their own nose if not? Can a medical professional please help me out on this question...

[Candace Moore @Moore_Candy_plz]

Have you ever seen yourself in the bathroom mirror and realized you blew your nose with a green highlighter stained tissue? At your desk an hour before....