J. Carl Norvell

Cardinal baseball fanatic. Jax and Carson’s dad. South Bay for life, Treasure Valley for now. I build stuff and I eat everything.

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@OurNameIsFun I’ve said I’d before and I will reiterate …. Some Nights is a Broadway album. Please do it. Your voice and some theatrical shit would change music wholeheartedly.

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@TyJonCharlie brother you are a revelation.

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@Cardinals_Live_ The same idiot that didn’t sign Scherzer is now in Anaheim not trading Trout to Philly.

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@Turn2Dude Hear me out…next year we’ll have a very young rotation…Let’s bring Mad Max home for a swan song and teach the kids how to pitch angry and competitive. He’d probably do it for the veteran’s minimum. The Cards haven’t had angry and competitive since Lynn and Carp.

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@STL_Stats_Facts Send him to the pen and make him commit to only 3 pitches.

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Hey @OurNameIsFun I’ve been thinking about this for damn near a decade. Your album “Some Nights” would be one hell of a Broadway show. From start to finish, It’s powerful and generational.

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@Turn2Dude Doing God’s work my friend.

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As a Christian, how have I failed to realize that I-Empire by @AVABandOfficial is literally an anthem for the world? Every. Single. Track.

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Hey there @tomdelonge I figured I should let you know your song “Heaven” is absolutely what someone needs to hear when they’re either going through some shit or getting out of some shit. Thank you sincerely.

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@STL_Stats_Facts Fair. Thank you. But when you look at the most valuable player on a team, it’s the starting catcher. 120 games is radical. I suppose my heart is with him as the MVP rather than Judge. Games and metrics aside. Being a Cards fan, I use Yadi as my barometer.

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@STL_Stats_Facts Raleigh caught 150 games. 5 starters. This is insanity if it’s even a conversation.

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@STL_Stats_Facts He went to Driveline in the off-season. Every hitter in MLB should be kicking down their doors.

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@RedbirdFarmhand DFA Svanson immediately and bring him up.

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@BBGreatMoments Offense aside, Ozzie Smith is top 3.

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@SandyMac718 My grandmother went to her death bed wearing a Cardinals hat and keeping score for every game in her retirement home.

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@AdiadiA78272049 If Kate Upton and a Hobbit had a love child. But yeah she’s hot.

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@notgaetti Steroids don’t change your pitch tracking ability. Listening to him speak, he was able to see pitches like no one else. His ability to see spin and direction are bar-none. Maybe his 450’s should have been 420. He’s still the best hitter this side of Teddy Ballgame and Tony Gwynn

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@XavierH2410 @JacobCersosimo @KMOV @Cardinals I have to politely disagree. Look at Dave Roberts. A players coach and nothing more. Not a strategist. Marmol can in fact lead this team because they love playing for him. Cut the deadweight and promote the deserving.

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@SandyMac718 Send him for a used jock strap and a rosin bag. Oh and someone in the developmental league for shits and giggles.