Malcolm Alden

Vocalist for sludge band Lady Lizard and noise hardcore band DALAM.

I also make art.

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@SpearmanSt41523 Arsenal who are the champions refused to overpay for Rogers, refused to overpay for Barcola and almost managed to achieve what no club in England has done before (sign a Galactico in his prime) - there, fixed

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Asked @ChatGPT reasons a soccer player would delete all instagram data. This is what it told me. #AFC #Arsenal #RealMadrid

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@RodinSimi Embarrassing why? The fact that Arsenal were an option and willing to pay to sign one of the best players in the world is not embarrassing 😂

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@Jimohwaxiu @RiceServant @Bull_McCabe @OlaMi_Arsenal did I say he will be with us forever?

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@Jimohwaxiu @RiceServant @Bull_McCabe @OlaMi_Arsenal Since Arteta joined Arsenal as a manager, they have had 35 In/Outs. Chelsea have had over 70 players In/Out. Talk about selling trash.

Havertz won the league

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@LfcNuel that’s what was said last year. so we’ll see

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@granTurism01 Barcola is just Martinelli with braids

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@Jimohwaxiu @Bull_McCabe @OlaMi_Arsenal FA Cup

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@chiamakaafc I wanted to say Rodri but the FA cup is in red so I don’t know

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@rjksts I thought it was Borealopelta. Peloroplites had way more distinctive spikes along its neck and shoulders no?

Plus, we KNOW Borealopelta was reddish brown 😆 aawh.

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Watching #NFLonNetflix from the Mediterranean island of Malta 🇲🇹 @NFL

#NFLChristmas #Christmas2025

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@realDonaldTrump commissioned 1.5mx1m canvas painting. This was so much fun to make!

#artist #art #drawing #painting

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A sequel to @itfollowsfilm has been announced, titled 'They Follow'.

It's not actually multiple demons this time... the original Demon just announced it's Non-Binary.

#movies #HorrorMovies #Cinema #theyfollow

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Petition to have @mastodonmusic rename their merch store to ‘Colony of Merchmen’ #mastodon #merch

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We overachieved this season. No doubt about it.

But you have to admit that we really should have seen it through til the end. That’s gonna hurt for a while.

#MCIARS

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Is it really a @fromsoftware_pr game if this doesn't happen at least once in your playthrough?

#ELDENRING #FromSoftware #PS5

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So, this just happened to me today.

I want my certificate! And I want to make sure you get my name right please!

🤡🤡🤡🤡

#clownworld

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@NetflixFilm Big Daddies to be renamed to Big Mommies and Andrew Ryan to be female. Place your bets!

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@JanJakDesalin @citsecurities @RepJuanVargas Ape here, but if the question was whether they spoke about doing things to prevent people from buying/selling etc. If we go by the information we have, the answer is still no.

Asking them a question about a tweet is different to discussing collusion.

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@jaszboy2000 this game is actually pretty decent