MopUpReliever

Former greenskeeper. Cornholer. Short-order cook. Standing @FRPSL champion. Gooner. Drunk. Go Sox. A 🌭 is a sandwich. Sufficient marbling to be called Ribeye.

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Wait, what the fuck???

-Kevin Seitzer

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@CornishAndy59 @shaunmmaguire He almost scored despite it. The defender was the last man. He actually denied a goal scoring opportunity. There was no attempt on the ball. Pray for the referees you mentor.

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@chrismedina @StevanHoffman @LocksOverUnder Where is SGA from?

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Maybe he should try winning winning with set pieces. 😏

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Netherlands vs TOP 25 teams since Koeman took over the team in 2023:

0 wins
6 draws
8 losses

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This is a fucking banger.

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Jerry Remy

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming an MLB second baseman you grew up watching.

I’ll start: Robinson Canó.

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@FreddyLA7 Go to Al’s French Fry’s.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

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@AkinOluTayo @CilComLFC @bratzbaee Don’t bother arguing with disingenuous people.

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These fucking Turkieyeieye losers are going to injure someone because they have nothing left to play for.

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Even if your Sox are no longer Red, your dedication to the cause is appreciated.

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@ErlingBaaland @PattyMcGoo17 @COYS_CKnorr @frankmikesmith And i didn’t even go Messi/Ronaldo

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@ErlingBaaland @PattyMcGoo17 @COYS_CKnorr @frankmikesmith Define “black.”

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15E didn’t bring his seat back to the full and upright position.

[durvesh @BLackgold_5]

United Airlines B767 Landing Goes Wrong at Zurich Airport
What went wrong here?

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@CFC_OBED When you wake up, fuck all the way off.

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@Celtics_PRam @astrak_b16 @NbaAoc Jokic is the best argument that Bird would be a problem in today’s NBA.

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@Harrybideysey01 @SKhalisa20663 From your thumbs to God’s TL.

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@DanisMCFC Nobody gives a fuck what you think Dennis.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Chelsea currently closer on points to Wolves than Arsenal. Is that what a billion quid buys you these days?

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@DHucks6 Then you lot go and lose the fucking game. 7 points.

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C’mon You Fucking Toffees!