🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍
All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.
Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.
The Special One is back.
An old man stopped me on the street
"That's a great watch!" he said
"Thanks," I replied. "But it's not just a watch. It's a symbol of how incredibly rich I am compared to everyone else."
He scoffed.
"It might be expensive, but it tells time just the same as a $5 Timex"
Then he asked me for the time before rushing off.
"It's 6:15pm," I told him.
It was actually 7pm.
He missed the last train out of the city that night.
And his wife was convinced he was having an affair because he arrived home 3 hours late, sweaty from the long walk home.
Lesson: Buy you own watch next time buddy.
@joecommando64@lemonogatari I had to force myself to watch that after i saw some youtuber compare it to NGE, man that shit was so ass that i couldn't watch and quit after they defeated the spiral baldy