MorgieMorbid

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

With all of the negativity coming out of #Election2022, I'd like to take this moment to tell everyone to get a #bidet. Your #butt will thank you. #PSA #tipsforlife #Advice #happiness #lifehacks #publicserviceannouncement

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Uhhhh...where did the lights go? #LasVegas

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

It only took one year, two months, and 19 days to see a tumbleweed blow across the road. #livinlavidavegas #sandstorm

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Someone yelled at Recorder Kid to stop. I didn't know a recorder could be played passive aggressively before today. Bravo, Kid. #hatersgonnahate #citylife

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

One of the kids in our building is practicing their recorder in the courtyard. Probably a Christmas concert coming up, since I've heard 'Carol of the Bells' four times now. The parents are obviously trying to save their sanity. #lasvegaslife

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Golimar! (Apologies if I spelled that wrong!)

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Yes, I have cats. However could you tell? #ouch #FML #CatsOfTwitter #lifewithcats

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Just tried to mess with my wife. No reaction.
Me: Did you not see me dance a circle around the room while brushing my teeth.
Wife: In the grand scheme of things, that's pretty normal for you.
#wifeandwife #marriedlife #iamweird

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Please, please turn your stereo down #neighbors. Round Four is #theworstcountrysongofalltime. #stereobattle #lasvegasliving

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

My wife's sympathy has been destroyed by the neighbors blaring the song that they blare pretty much every day and night. Time to end this #neighborstereobattle. It's time for #chacarron. #FAFO

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Unfortunately, #Metallica did not convince them to turn the volume down. So my wife dug up #HatsuneMiku singing the #levanpolka. I'm not even asking. #roundtwo #neighborstereobattle #vegaslife

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Our neighbors might be learning not to play their music at top volume while living near #Metallica fans. #lasvegaslife #EnterSandman #FAFO

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

No stream today or tomorrow. Trying to kick this virus before it goes into full blown bronchitis again. I'll be back Thursday! Until then, remember: You. Are. Worth. It. <3

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Tonight's Drama in Three Acts.
Act I: I smell poop.
Act II: Honey, will you smell the cat, please?
Act III: We must wash the bean toes.
#lifewithcats

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

Somehow, I never pictured I'd be laying in bed listening to the neighbors blast polka music. #livinlavidavegas #lasvegas #vegaslife

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

The most adorable pillow thief ever. (Mulder is okay, just dealing with some skin issues) #CatsOfTwitter #furbaby #cats

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

@bryanbehar I have and it's one of the hardest things to do. But I have absolutely no regrets. Please take care of yourself.

[MorgieMorbid @MorbidMorgie]

The attack on #SalmanRushdie hits in a very sensitive spot if you are a writer or creator. My thoughts are with him and his family during this tragic time.

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Someone got tired of my coughing. #CatsofTwittter