Conrad but Wurst

Cole Slaw Enthusiast. Social Worker. Improbable Meat Advocate. Trench Foot Haver. Ice Cream Scooper. Menace to Society. (He/Him/His)

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

That fucker did more good for the world lying face down on New York sidewalk than he ever did while breathing. Rot in Piss Shitstain.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield reverses decision to put a time limit on anesthesia https://t.co/2uevQJ0NAO

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

Im already seeing this type of Rhetoric and it’s sickening. Grow the fuck up.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

And even though my meager following won’t really give a fuck: Fuck any lib saying that minority populations who voted for Trump deserve what’s coming to them. Fantasizing about harm done to vulnerable populations makes you no better than Maga.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

Worst part is the popular vote, cause it means it’s a fair game. It’s gonna be awful for migrants and trans folks and women and palastine, and god knows who else, but it’s what the country chose, and that’s really fucking sickening.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

Saw a minivan with a Trump lawn sign plastered in the middle of their windshield. Lady driving it will end up killing someone just so that her political allegiance can be seen by oncoming traffic too.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

@xequalsme Long story short: Programmed to feel bad about everything you do from a very young age. More so than others.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

@xequalsme And yet those fuckers will still eat fish on Fridays during lent because going without meat for 6 days out of the year is too hard I guess.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

@ReissEthan @Rainmaker1973 Me when I
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[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

Thinking about that garage a bit extra after that kick.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

Beautiful Stadium. Lake to the east. Parking Garage where I tried to kill myself freshman yeah to the west. Beautiful place.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

Beautiful Stadium. Lake to the east. Parking Garage where I tried to kill myself freshman yeah to the west. Beautiful place.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

If you had told me, 4 years ago, that I’d be ecstatic that Kamala was the democratic nominee I would’ve laughed in your face, but here we are

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

New Go To Geri Photo just dropped. Everyone tell Geri how pretty she is.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

I honestly think only a Harris/Pritzker ticket can beat Trump at this point.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

I’m consistently so proud of my only two degrees of separation celebrity connection.
Get his pedo ass Queen.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

“There’s a lot of talk about how comics can’t be funny now. I think that’s bullshit. Physical comedy, intellectual comedy, political comedy, I think, has never been more interesting because there’s so much to do.” - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

(https://t.co/DJi7KMtNZd)

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

Today we’re all resist lib wine moms

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

The covers still exist after some construction efforts towards the end of 2020 to rebuild the integrity, and I honestly don’t know why at this point, but they’re my babies.

[Conrad but Wurst @MoreLikeConBad]

The Mesh Covers on the rocks on Northwestern’s lakefill are there because in the summer of 2020, when I was walking the path daily, the lake was at record highs. I documented rapid erosion of the structure of the lakefront barrier, and bugged facilities until they did something.

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

What's something in the world you know you're directly responsible for but if you were to claim credit you'd sound crazy?

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

Just an FYI, if you are on the severe end of alcohol addiction, you can’t just stop drinking, because you will literally die. There is nothing wrong with a program like this.