Morgan🐍

She/Her

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

Forget responsibilities and obligations. I just wanna go to Disneyland🎃🐭

[CYRIANO SZN @AAApitcher]

The terrible team I love plays baseball tomorrow.

#repthehalo

[Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus]

A love language.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

😇

[Roger Lodge @RogerLodge7]

Unbelievable Win for the @Dodgers. But for the record, The @Angels swept the Dodgers this season.
Good Night!!
#HHFL

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I've never seen a president fight so hard NOT to feed citizens.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

The winner of the best Halloween costume this year. 🏆

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

Why is everyone treating Charlie Kirk like he was some fucking saint when he behaved like a dick all his life?

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

She would have united the country instead of dividing it. She would have protected America instead of burying it.

AMERICA’s biggest mistake

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

No one has ever ghosted me like my brother does all the time. He’ll text me “what are you up to?” And then won’t answer me until days later asking me what I’m up to again

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

@RichardGaribay Thank you Richard!! 😊💛

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

Still in disbelief I passed the CA Bar 😭⚖️

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

And I chose law 🤡

[໊ @sonohoor]

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

I was roasted by my bff’s 5-year old last weekend.

I told him a joke and he said “my mom tells me that one every day.” I said “ya because your mom learned it from me.” he goes “well she’s not funny so neither are you”

Excuse me, your mom and I are the funniest people I know🫠

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

I have to contact Tech Support at least twice a week because of locking myself out of various work portals. I’m pretty sure they think I’m the most annoying 😅

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a girl on tik tok just said "i would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect" and i think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

[kevin jonas @kevinjonas]

I don’t not see it

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

so you're telling me my future depend on me??? a girl who likes to do nothing all day but read...

[Morgan🐍 @MorganElCapitan]

Today marks 10 years of buying my car aka 10 years ago today my little red Acura was stolen and involved in a hit and run in highland 😂