Morgan English

I write [hopefully funny/somewhat inspiring/definitely over-analyzed] things, usually with @TopherHarless. Rep’d by [email protected]

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We went to the zoo and my 2.5 year old asked to see the dinosaurs… we may have some hard conversations ahead of us 😅

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Baby’s first picket line! @WGAWest #WGAstrike

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Being out & about while pregnant is constantly wondering if you packed enough snacks.

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When I realize how silly I was thinking we’d come out of the library with only 2 kids books.

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Not gonna lie, I did not expect @JessicaSimpson’s #OpenBook to resonate as much as it has for this non-pop star. It’s like she said, “you can take the girl out of youth group, but you can’t take the youth group out of the girl!”

The show has potential, good get @AmazonFreevee!

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I’m genuinely shocked and saddened to hear of #LeslieJordan’s passing, he was truly delightful, a comic legend.

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Oh my pod 🎙 #AboutStory

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When a news outlet recognizes how funny your writing partner is 😄 so proud of @TopherHarless https://t.co/zPeBvjEta8

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@truebuellerette Oooh, I want to play!

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I’m considering adding “can apply make-up while holding a toddler” to my resume. That’s a special skill, right?

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Long lived the Queen 🇬🇧

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Me to @DisneyPlus: No, I do not want to skip the #Bluey intro, thank you. I enjoy that little song & dance more than it’s intended audience.

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Can there be a @stitchfix for home decor? Or is that already a thing that the algorithms have neglected to tell me about?

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@SPAMurnz Haha, it’s true 😂

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Out of nowhere my daughter has started to say “oy!” like a tiny Brit and it brings me joy. #HappyFriday

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Remember borrowing CDs? And if you didn’t return it in a timely matter your friend just wouldn’t be able to listen to that music on demand? Those were some high stakes.

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Are people who work in orchards considered branch managers? #Ithinkimpunny

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#BlackBird on @AppleTV is a haunting and masterfully told story, @TaronEgerton & #Paulwalterhauser gave incredible performances, here’s hoping the @TelevisionAcad keeps them top of mind.

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Such a beautiful & fun night cheering on @AngelCityFC1 yesterday ⚽️

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There is no greater compliment for an idea person than for someone to stop mid-conversation to write something you said down.