Topher Harless

I write jokes w @MorganEnglish_ that bother my fam. My therapist thinks I’m funny. Rep’d by [email protected]

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Dear Disney,

If you're staffing any new shows, please check out my amazing new sample.

Best,
Topher

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Me: *Sneezes*
Teams: You are on mute, unmute yourself so people can hear you sneeze.

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A few weeks ago, I overheard a young coworker ask another young coworker who “Reba” is because she’s getting a new tv show. The 2nd coworker replied, “I think she used to be a singer. Not sure why she’s getting a tv show.”
Now she’ll be, “the lady that sang at the Super Bowl.”

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@meganstags Can you send me a link to where I can purchase all of your NaNo novels?

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I’m at a #ZankouChicken waiting for an order and a man is arguing with the cashier about the difference between white and dark meat. People who work at restaurants should make that 1% kinda money. The patience required is nuts.

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@chrissyteigen I miss Milo’s so much. I wish they would build one in LA! However, you can buy their tea at Ralph’s now.

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@GinaIppy SAME!

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@hillarylevi Subscribed. 🙂

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Is this my last tweet?

If so….

Dad gum it, I can’t think of anything to say.

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This one hurts. 💔

[Matt Smith @GungaDin]

Certainly the best Batman and it’s not particularly close. Immediately re-defined the character and built a template for everyone moving forward. All Batmans are in his shadow. An absolute legend and a devastating, devastating loss.

RIP Kevin Conroy.

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❤️❤️❤️

[Morgan English @MorganEnglish_]

When a news outlet recognizes how funny your writing partner is 😄 so proud of @TopherHarless https://t.co/zPeBvjEta8

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@Showtime #AmericanGigolo and #ShowtimeGiveaway

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@WyldeFandom Haha. Sorry. TikTok is so much fun.

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@WyldeFandom Aww thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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Ya'll I feel so special right now.

https://t.co/8aIrE9ERPR

[January 6th Committee @January6thCmte]

A message from Vice Chair @RepLizCheney about Thursday’s hearing.

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@gofooji @HBO #Barry  + #HBOgiveaway

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@TalentiGelato @gofooji #TalentiTopChef + #Giveaway

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@SonicMovie #DrRobotnik  & #Sonic2Sweepstakes @gofooji

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@twiterlesstoni IT’S BEEN THAT LONG? THAT IS INSANE!!

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@gofooji @ChexMix @CocaCola @totinos Holy cow! This is so cool!! Thank you!!