Morgan Gold

Fueled by Diet Coke and sarcasm.

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

The Welsh look like they’re already having more fun and it’s only the national anthem. #QatarWorldCup2022

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

@PeruHSGolf Looks like they’re really focusing on their game

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

Just grabbed and drank the day-old Diet Coke from my desk instead of the hour-old Diet Coke next to it. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

@FC_ENGandCWR This bookshelf is only for vampire novels…you can’t put Anne of Green Gables in a bookcase that turns into a coffin.

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

Jars of Crabbe #HarryPotterABand

[Peru Golf @PeruHSGolf]

2018 Caston Invite Champs! Carli individual medalist with 84 (Kayla 4th, Libby 5th) @PeruHighSchool @indianahsgolf

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

My next-door neighbor is either a scream-sneezer or he’s screaming. I can’t tell which and I don’t think I want to find out.

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

Thank you @AbsolutelyGF for making a gluten free cracker that is great and delicious. #AllergyLife #TheSearchIsOneForTastyFood

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

MOOD. @nbcsnl wins the #Emmy for Variety Sketch Series!

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

For some reason my husband thinks he needs to watch "Questions with the Prime Minister" on… https://t.co/GjdHtCkT88

[The Night King @WightsKing]

Everything is 10 times more emotional with Titanic music... #GameOfThrones

[Peru Golf @PeruHSGolf]

Season low 429 at Rochester. Carli (92) and Medora (130) with career low rounds. @PeruHighSchool

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

Beautiful day, beautiful course #clubchampionship @ Rock Hollow Golf Club https://t.co/WQGzYTKcfH

[Morgan Gold @MorganGold2]

I think k I need a new golf bag #GrizGolf #clubchampionship @ Rock Hollow Golf Club https://t.co/M1HZvpdHYL

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

PITCHFORKS DOWN LIVERPOOL FANS. PITCHFORKS DOWN

[McKenna Gold @mcGoldspeck]

My goal is to be as excited about life in the same way that the Olympic announcers are when they watch Michael Phelps swim.

[McKenna Gold @mcGoldspeck]

How to Ruin Communion
By McKenna Gold
1) Take the wafer
2) Put it in your mouth
3) Dip said cracker into communal juice cup
4) Run away.

[McKenna Gold @mcGoldspeck]

Some days, you ace a hard final. Others, you're at the library until 1 am studying and staple your papers to your coat. Trade offs, amirite?