John Dick

Voice Actor who portrays Serious Sam

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@AVGirl4Life Didn't they name a drink after her? Three shots on ice?

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@otokyo Kind of defeats the entire purpose of life, if everybody thinks the same. There's always going to be conflict. It comes with the chaos that is life. We all have wants and desires. And sometimes those things are going to interfere with the desires of others. Peace is death.

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Music video drop for - Beer Never Broke my Heart https://t.co/QF8AcyP2aT

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@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H They aren't. That's just what women with that body type say to cope.

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@jurgen_nauditt Clutch your pearls harder. For the past decade, the narrative from the left is that the right half of the country are literal nazis. Spare me your outrage when they clap back at the radical left. The radical left earned a little outrage with their behavior.

Maybe stop rioting?

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@dailyglimps24 Any way to pump those numbers up even higher?

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@PcodesDev @zoomafrika1 Keep coping, I guess. Weird how the entirety of civilization was created in that tiny peninsula, while Africa still lives in grass huts to this day in many areas. Size really doesn't matter, lol.

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@zoomafrika1 Grab a globe and have them measure the distance using a piece of string.

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@Amelia558rs They don't have dicks.

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@naturelife_ok Hasan Piker got his finger on the remote trigger of the shock collar.

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@RetroMoviesDB When I was younger, I would have chosen Carmen every time. As I gained life experience, I learned to hate Carmen and appreciate Dizzy as the only viable option.

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@sciencegirl Not wanting to look like a pretentious douchebag, for starters.

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@AntiWokeMemes I mean... yes. Titania McGrath is famously a parody account. So they really are kidding you.

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@learning_yohei Pick UK if you want to sound like a posh twat. Pick American if you want to sound like the sort of person who could laugh at violence.

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@klara_sjo Gooner gon' goon.

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@christalent Decent enough burger. But limited seating. They did sell rifles and tires there too, like the sign said.

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Grabbing lunch at a place called "Daddy's: Guns, Tires, and Chicken". Should be interesting.

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@MbarkCherguia Be a lot quicker if you used a chainsaw to remove the hand.

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@Gidi_Traffic To give people a reason to watch. Women cannot perform at the same level athletically, so they compensate with sex appeal.

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I wonder how hard it would be to dig a hole under the floor and install a covered indoor hot tub?

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@trumplicans2024 I choose the gun.