Morgan Hardegree

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[DJ Rodeo Starr @dwightjokeam]

It’s my constitutional right to waste away in margaritaville

[Icona @iconawrites]

Stop glamourising “hustle culture” and start glamourising the Frog and Toad lifestyle.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

10 year old me would be extremely disappointed to learn I have to drink fruity little drinks because I can’t shoot whiskey

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Guy Fieri looking for his next diner, drive-in or dive

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

they don't wanna see u hootin' cause they scared to see u hollerin

[Kytursii @kytursii]

The struggle is real

[☔ @Whotfismick]

No one:

Me at 3am:

[.ᐟ ★ @300moods]

pink roses in a heart vase 💗🌿🌸

[plants.rs @plantguyserbia]

When you remember in the middle of the night you didn’t water your plants

[.ᐟ ★ @300moods]

pink roses in a heart vase 💗

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is a silly goose check in. serious geese keep scrolling

[McFredesque 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FredTaming]

if a snowman came to life after i put a hat on it i would hit it with a shovel