Morgan Marriott

I own the Marriott hotel chain and i dont need a blue check to say this is really me... but it would help

[Morgan Marriott @MorganMarriott]

2018 summer olympics

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How are my OU friends doing? 😂

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Walk into the classroom I'm subbing...

Kids: "you're tall!"
"You're probably taller than a tree"
"You're taller than my sisters friend"
"You're probably taller than the school!"

[Morgan Marriott @MorganMarriott]

@mmwhatchasae Can you kick that high?

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Watching The Jersey Shore again has made me realize that if I had just recorded Pensacola we could all be famous right now

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The best thing about being an adult and living by yourself? You can have ice cream before and after dinner, the worst? When you get sick from all the ice cream there is no one to take care of you.

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Ten alarms and five, "okay ten more minutes" later and I'm still in bed. Happy Tuesday

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@twatterlily Ouchhhhh, you're still a real one in my books 😉

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The way my knuckle is sticking out of my hand kinda makes me think I probably shouldn't have punched that wall...

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@MachineGunBrtni @taylorhxll_ HAHAHA SAME!! I've been sitting in my car for the past 15 mins just reading 😂

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@MachineGunBrtni HAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING YOU REALLY DID WIN HAHAHAHA

[Morgan Marriott @MorganMarriott]

JUST SAW THIS AND IM PRETTY SURE I WON

[💥 M.G.B ─╤╦︻ @MachineGunBrtni]

currently in double OT on cup pong with @MorganMarriott rn.
i’m so nervous that my armpits are itching dawg 🤣

[Morgan Marriott @MorganMarriott]

Just went running, wouldn't suggest it...

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@SaluteThaDON I think about that way too much 😂

[Morgan Marriott @MorganMarriott]

The year is 2019, you're jamming to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo. Tik Tok is just a weird ad on Facebook. Your friends are talking about grabbing some Corona's with lime and coming over. Life is good.

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To the man that took his mask off to talk to me, please put that back on, your breath smells like a hot sneeze

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Idk what's more sad, that all the toilet paper is gone (and yes I ACTUALLY ran out) or that everyone is leaving all the healthy foods and just going for junk. (But also thanks for leaving the healthy food for me)

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No wonder it's so hard getting into medical school, I didn't realize how many people are secretly doctors! The schools must have been packed

[Morgan Marriott @MorganMarriott]

Honestly I was more scared when they said they were no longer making twinkies

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March Madness is going to be awesome this year! (Via @lucas_hepp)

https://t.co/hQpeXOxEt4