morgs

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.

[Mandi Carignan ❂ @bbymandi]

Syd accidentally sent pics of her dress to the wrong number and this was their response 😂

[amarchi @amarchi13]

since snapchat decided to become incompetent all further inquiries can be sent to my nintendo ds in chat room c

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Hurry up, Spring.

[Auston Matthews @AM34]

#BellLetsTalk

[Kip Moore @KipMooreMusic]

Everything you need to know about a person is in how they treat a server at a restaurant. Everything

[morgs @MorganVanneste]

@mpstonge7 @FactsOfSchool @mklaver25 @saradwyer18 He needs to put those running shoes on so he can run away from the dd..

[Aavash @ohmygoshaavash]

So I was at Walmart earlier

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.

She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?”

He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

Made my week

[morgs @MorganVanneste]

@LifeWithAlcohol @mpstonge7 @mklaver25 @saradwyer18 *cough* mp *cough*