Morgan

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[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

I only date girls who hobby horse

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

THIS IS THE SCENT OF DEAD SKIN ON A LINOLEUM FLOOR THIS IS THE SCENT OF QUARANTINE WINGS IN THE HOSPITAL ITS NOT SO PLEASANT AND ITS NOT SO CONVENTIONAL IT SURE AS HELL AINT NORMAL BUT WE DEAL WE DEAL

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

Training in the gym so I can fight my dad

[trash jones @jzux]

this sentence has saved me from at least six meltdowns this year

[ian ostrowski aka inow stronski aka ean astrowsky @dudefromthe206]

This January got me googling shit like How to be Resilient

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

@elGRANDEpizza Is it time to go to chilis to unpack this?

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything

[inho 🥇 @itto_inho]

YouTube video essay on the background while scrolling Twitter and playing video game at the same time

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

@elGRANDEpizza Quit challenge

[The Onion @TheOnion]

American Psychiatric Association Adds ‘Obsessive Categorization Of Mental Conditions’ To ‘DSM-5’
https://t.co/bghk9dCc31

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

@elGRANDEpizza Ur so fanum tax 😂

[チュウダイ @thaifaggot]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

I don’t want to date him I just want him to like me

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

Yeah your bitch is bad, but I’ve mastered levitation

[Morgan @Morgan_4_28]

I figured it out, I just needed to chill the whole time

[✩࿐ @time222smoke]

being coworkers is such an intimate bond lowkey like we both have to deal with these man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis we kinda locked tf in