Cap'n Morgan

la vita e bella. ~
You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

[jo 𖤐 @koprogoore]

got this 5 at work today. ? Bitch that’s the lincoln memorial

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

the Academy on their way to nominate Ken but not Barbie

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Maybe don't train your base to hate books if you're planning on writing one

[molly walsh @MollyWalsh]

Girl me too

[Cap'n Morgan @Morgan_Saylor]

Men don't run after you into the garden when the romantic tension in the ballroom gets too intense and you need air anymore and that's really a tragedy

[Cap'n Morgan @Morgan_Saylor]

@PopBase This does not sound like a mutual decision.

[★ @fuitsnack]

oh nooo yummy pastries sold in bulk for people to enjoy at home nooo america nooooo

[About Face: Veterans Against the War @VetsAboutFace]

A reminder with student loan payments restarting soon. #CancelStudentDebt

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she’s completely correct and i’m surprised fox news shared this

[Cap'n Morgan @Morgan_Saylor]

There's like 20 kids called Ezra in the new kindergarten class.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It's time American public school teachers got a raise.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

my dream job is actually just… hobbit

[Cap'n Morgan @Morgan_Saylor]

Cleantok really has some of ya'll making mustard gas in your toilets.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Caught us. President Biden is working to make life easier for hardworking families.

[Cap'n Morgan @Morgan_Saylor]

Louis Wain would love catsofinstagram

[Cap'n Morgan @Morgan_Saylor]

I got an unsolicited pic so I said, "I'm really into Dad bods," and he stopped messaging me.

Has it been this easy all along?