Morgan Stowe

[Morgan Stowe @Morgan_Stowe58]

Year 3, and Mary Kate didn’t fall for my April Fools day prank, the streak is over

[Olivia Hofer @oghofer]

You: 40 years ago--
Me: ah, so 1960
You: No, 1980.
Me: no

[Riedester @RiedesterTweets]

Sociology classes ALWAYS reveal who the racists are at your school lmao

[Sophie Jansen @sophie_mhj]

Shoutout to the class of 2020 who started pre school with 9/11 and graduated college with a global pandemic

[MASCAC @mascacsports]

For the 2nd time in her career, @FSURams Mary Kate O'Day is #MASCAC WBB Player of the Year and headlines the 2019-20 All-Conference team. Teammate Flannery O'Connor named ROY while Rams coach Walter Paschal is @ChampsChoiceNE COY. https://t.co/HPEjLEfraN #D3hoops

[Morgan Stowe @Morgan_Stowe58]

I swear my dad gets my mom a Mack Trucks sweatshirt for Valentine’s Day every year

[Morgan Stowe @Morgan_Stowe58]

Earlier this week I told someone I was 19, and then today I said it was 2020, so what is really going on here

[Morgan Stowe @Morgan_Stowe58]

Let me know who keeps logging into my Snapchat!!!

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

other people wearing double denim:
- cool
- 90s vibes

me wearing double denim:
- young farm boy with a secret
- passion for manure
- yee in the streets, haw in the sheets

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

u ever have one drink

[put the Internet back in a designated room @chefkeva_]

The mechanic explaining to me that I need $3000 of work done while I’m still planning to leave with the oil change I came for.

[ً @taIIant]

Me walking up to my coworkers to tell them about the disrespectful customer I just helped

[rehana @bhviyan]

nobody has seen you at your ugliest like your coworkers have