Olivia Hofer

I tell stories, drink tea, read ancient literature, and celebrate the Oxford comma. 'A beastly American.' — C.S. Lewis, probably. Married to a 🇨🇦.

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Stoked and honored to present my paper "The Virginal and the Voluptuous: Lunar Imagery in Till We Have Faces" at the Undiscovered C.S. Lewis Conference in September!

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@jojozawawi I feel like my privacy has been violated. 🤣

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Why are people I don't follow showing up in my following tab

Who invited them

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@LeannaRapier Impressive variety!

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This is a standing offer, btw. If we are together, you may cash it in at any time. I will accept baby.

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If you have a baby, I would like to hold your baby

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@armondboudreaux Sublime.

[Hannah Ward 👩🏻‍🏫 Mom (x3) | Learning Designer @HannahWardEdu]

If all parents in the USA took a few minutes a day this summer to teach their kids these FREE phonics lessons we could solve the literacy crisis in a few months.

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@2ProbablyNever @BooksTiffany *thou makest

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@2ProbablyNever @BooksTiffany Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
You make me want to die

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@DuckieLouise Is that first one a real thing people do??

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@KerstinKoepl I think the western states should count at least 1.5 times

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@HannahWardEdu Okay, I need this now.

And it looks like my family's kitty!

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@LittleLauraMcK I don't mind the replies, but now I'm just getting posts from random people in my following tab. 🥴

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@jojozawawi I've gotten that for a while, but now I'm just seeing posts from people I don't know without replies from people I do know. 😅 Oh, Twitter...

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@DuckieLouise @TheeRunningDude @TaylorinAZ5 Wait what

I don't have it and I haven't heard anyone talk about it in ages

how many people have it

how many of us are being downvoted and we have no idea

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@crochet_mom314 @musings_blonde No, that's so sad. 😭

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If you have a baby, I would like to hold your baby

[Carly @RhyminCarly]

I’ve said before that the world is a better place when we single (or just no kids yet) ladies ask to hold people’s babies.

I now want to add: mothers, if you tell them that they’re helping you out by taking the baby for a bit, they’ll feel good and probably offer again! 😊

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@crochet_mom314 Yes!!

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@crochet_mom314 You may also be be interested in this quartz monzonite dome monadnock (I totally didn't lift that term from Wikipedia just now) in Georgia

https://t.co/NlXplCZogt

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@crochet_mom314

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@crochet_mom314 Behold the granite of New Hampshire (at least I think the last one is granite but I don't actually know)