Morgan 🦈

y’all need to chill

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

My life could be a movie, I swear

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Vacations aren’t about making memories or having new experiences. Vacations are about having 11-15 beers a day in a city where nobody knows you

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Cilantro is delicious and the soap people are just addicted to drama

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

I just bought a Micheal Kors purse online. Am I okay?? 😅

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

If you ever want to start a convo with a person from the Midwest, ask them about their lawnmower.

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

I may be biased, but I have the coolest fucking life

[Flash @Flashyasf]

How tf ppl think they still know me from 3-4 years ago 😂😂

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

Someone called me a Cali girl today 🤢

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

A guy I met on hinge randomly offered to drop off some farm fresh eggs at my apt. Whatta vibe

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

I’m actually really fucking cool. It just takes me 4 years to warm up to people

[Ashley - Serious Security Scientist @Infosec_Taylor]

I just realized my non-US friends probably don't know how US insurance works.

So lets say your employer offers insurance. They pay a portion and then you pay a portion. For a family, the employee pays on average about $400 per pay cycle, or $10,400 per year.

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

The rest of the day was terrible of course 😂

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

A guy rolled down his window to tell me good morning at a stop light on the day of my first RN shift in 8 months. It really is the little fucking things🖤

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

youtube’s never been the same since Jenna Marbles left

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

@kibblesmith “You shoulda never called me a fatass Kelly Price!!”

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

Wow. Just wow.

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

I drew this

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

It’s taken 8 months, but I’m really starting to like this new version of myself✨

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

@kelsjane92 HIGHLY recommend!!

[Morgan 🦈 @MorganicFiend]

I love that tomorrow is 2/22/22 ON A TUESDAY!! TWOS-DAY!!