🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦

they/them... Witchy lady. Honey Badger at heart. Completely random. Sometimes political. Music lover. Gettin queerer as I age. Now in The Big D

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Find my #badlydrawncomics at my other account @MorgansDeadComi where you can get your #ChonkersandCrash fix and my random one offs and random art

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Start allergy shots next week and I’m excited but also dreading the weeks on end of injecting myself. Imp did it for a few weeks but this will last probably a year.

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

I’m at the bar walking distance from my apartment and this bartender is pissin me off. This is the first time I’ve met her and I hope I never do again

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Why is my mom texting me pics of my brother’s new puppy? I’m friends with my brother and SIL on fb and follow them on insta and reacted to the posts. I’m not gonna comment on them cuz I don’t care that much about their ill behaved dogs.

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Marvel is owned by Disney, therefore dressing as Squirrel Girl works perfectly for my Halloween costume

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

I’m running it pass Midget and her man but I’m pretty sure they’ll be on board since I’ll be wearing the costume to their wedding at a local dive bar on Halloween

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

It’s joked my baby sister & I are actually Disney princesses due to our relationship with animals. I decided this year I’m gonna dress up as a made up princess. Today I remembered Disney owns Marvel. Marvel has Squirrel Girl. I speak squirrel. What if I turn SG into a princess?

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

It also could be that I have more in common with Nap than anyone else in the group at this point.

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

I wonder if I’m the only one who’s found Nap much more enjoyable to be around since she graduated college.

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Me: … even if I properly rinse the rice
Dumbass in chat: did you rinse the rice?

I’m pretty sure it’s easily deduced that I rinsed the damn rice.

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

In other news, I’m only keeping Midget in my life cuz I need the tea! She’s such a victim and as long as I’m not dragged into the drama, I need all the gossip. Then I have something to be mad and bitch about (why yes Mars is my chart ruler) even if it’s fake anger

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

3/3
Thing is, SIL has never met my baby niece (neither have I tbf) and Munchkinbutt was kept away from the family for years. I was gone for 9 years too so I missed out on a lot with “perfect niece” and her brother but I know we would’ve lost a connection by time she was 13

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

I’m pretty sure it’s obvious my Munchkinbutt and Stormageddon are my favorites and it kinda makes me feel bad. It also makes me wonder if the reason my SIL calls my second to youngest niece her “perfect niece”. I don’t think it’s a malicious thing… 1/3

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

2/3
She just a feels more comfortable to say what everyone already knew since all my family posts are Munchkinbutt and Stormageddon.

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

@mike579 They did make it right. Uber isn’t too bad around me unless there’s a Rangers or Cowboys game or a concert at one of their stadiums. It was $10 to the problem location and $15 back home that Friday. It’ll be like $7-10 for the Uber to and from the location I transferred to

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Really irritated with the @Budget I used this time. I turned in the car about 5 minutes before my end time. They told me I was good when I handed them the keys. These fools waited 10 minutes to check in the car so I got charged for an extra day plus a fee per min late 1/2

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Last night was the first concert I’ve been to after 21 where I didn’t have any alcohol. I guess it’s kinda appropriate since The Offspring came out when I was a minor.

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Why do I use @Budget exclusively for my car rental needs? Besides them having better prices than other major companies, they’ve got great customer service! Thank you to the rep here for taking care of me!

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Decided to go ahead and transfer the @Budget rentals to the other location and found I miscalculated how much more it would be. It’s $60 total for both of them so I said screw it. That’s less than I got charged for turning in the one today supposedly 4 minutes late

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

Looked to see how much it would be to transfer my rentals to the other @Budget location near me and it would be $50 more for next week and $60 for my rental the following week. It’s ridiculous but those two total to $10 more than what I was charged for turning in today’s “late”

[🇺🇦🦡🦡 Honey Badger 🦡🦡🇺🇦 @MorgansDead]

2/2 I’m not gonna fight it, but I’m definitely gonna not use that location again after my next two reservations I have. I’d rather pay more for the other location near me