Morgen Fleisig

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

@NWS @NWS for the win

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Utterly brutal.

Deserves 300,000 retweets.

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

@elonmusk eats dogs?

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Thousands of Haitian migrants have taken over Springfield, Ohio.

-Depleting government resources.

-Straining hospitals and schools.

-Reportedly eating random birds and pets.

“Border Czar” Kamala Harris doesn’t care.

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

By rights, you should have resigned already

[Ross Douthat @DouthatNYT]

My Sunday column: There is Still a Biden Scandal:
https://t.co/HQOi4gBarz

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

Seriously. Democracy dies in darkness.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOU, @washingtonpost

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

$44 billion not a bad price to pay if you want to spew nonsense at 49 million people.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I think the risk of this is very real

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

@JDVance the kids are not buying what you are selling

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Didn't like the way this @JDVance1 bloke (newly picked as #Trump's running mate) slagged off the UK lately. Looked into him. Not great. Made a parody song inspired by @ABBA called "Vance VP" 🎶

Shout out #americast (@BBCsarahsmith/@awzurcher) & @RestIsPolitics for ℹ️ profiles 👍

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

Once again, @realDonaldTrump advised by idiots

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

OH SHT.

Things are getting spicy. 🔥🔥

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

@twitter currently referred to by some as @x

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

@nytimes Garbage @nytimes Not fit to wrap your fish

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

@ABC It’s really galling that @ABC makes a big deal of putting this up early but then you can only watch it in full context by going through a paywall. No one watches regular television anymore.

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

@SethAbramson I certainly hope not, but I do agree the Fifth Estate on the whole cares only about narrative arc and storytelling, not the truth. It is one continuous Jerry Springer Show for them, and they have not served us well.

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

It’s amazing he could get that whole word salad out with that boot in his mouth.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Marry?!

A man who warned Republicans not to nominate Trump in 2016 now wants to marry him?

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

You’re a real shitposter @elonmusk You think you can say and do whatever you want.

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

I’ve seen more beautifully crafted beer cans.

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

Not sure what problem this is solving

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Boring Company connects another hotel in Vegas!

Within a few years, you will be able to get to all major destinations in the city super fast with electric cars in tunnels.

No need to imagine, you can try it today between Resorts World and the Convention Center!

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

I’m sorry ⁦@byamberphillips⁩ is this supposed to be serious journalism? https://t.co/V6mMfWxK0L

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

Time and time again humans prove that there is no correlation between wealth and intelligence.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Given the relentless attacks on free speech, I am going to fund a national signature campaign in support of the First Amendment

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

Sir, with all due respect I’m not certain why you bothered. You’re better than this.

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

My statement regarding the impeachment proceedings of Secretary Mayorkas:

[Morgen Fleisig @MorgenFleisig]

353,000 New Jobs! Go @JoeBiden !

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Black unemployment rate (by President)
Worst Ever: 21.2% (1983 - Reagan)
2nd Worst: 16.9% (2020 - Trump)
Best Ever: 4.8% (2023 - Biden)
Current: 5.3%

Last year was the first time ever that Black unemployment never rose above 6 percent. #JobsReport

https://t.co/MJm08Vfsyz