Jason Young

Formerly of Xbox site MyGamerCard and Microsoft MVP. Spent a decade in the #Magento space. Now pursuing my empire of doing cool shit.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

Hey @Walmart, maybe you can stop claiming you have a thing when you don't actually have a thing?

Only allow add to cart if it's available to put in the cart. Not really a revolutionary concept.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@DJIGlobal Robotic lawnmower next? Trade in those plastic drone props for some nice metal ones.

(Legitimate request, prop joke nonwithstanding)

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@MansiCodez Since nobody seemed to mention, this reminds me of the old "Mongo DB is web scale" flash movie - https://t.co/NmDIY1QeHK

"Why don't we write everything to /dev/null?"

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@aceattorney @aka_Scratch lmao I did not remember ever wearing a hat on stage. Stylin'

Such a great time
cc: @Peench @litheon @kittychix

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@aka_Scratch @aceattorney I don't think I can stop foot traffic the way we used to, belting out Pearl Jam in the freeplay areas... but incredible memories!

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@aceattorney @aka_Scratch Pretty sure I have at least one photo of that somewhere!

[Jason Young @Morgon]

End “apps” with faceless “support” staff and no accountability. Every US company should be compelled to have onshore phone support.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@Stallion83 @NotUrAvrageDad @GamingTribune_ Wish we coulda had you on the list at the time!

https://t.co/8JaHgW3Guv

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@NotUrAvrageDad @Stallion83 @GamingTribune_ “What he was known for”. The finest Xbox troll to ever grace the early community. He was unhinged but I oddly only have funny memories.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@GamingTribune_ You commented to an unrelated post of mine, but I would be interested; thanks for thinking of me

[Jason Young @Morgon]

Somehow @Uber allowed someone to disable the 2FA on my account, then get it locked for "suspicious activity". It happened twice over the weekend; now I can't even *attempt* to log in.

Worst of all, @Uber_Support is keeps closing my ticket with no response. Complete clownshow.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

If you send me unsolicited political text messages, you can count on my vote going to someone else, and making sure everyone I know does the same.

Good work, @AishaForChange. Fire your strategists & rethink your campaign. There’s a time and a place; my text messages aren NOT it.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

It’s criminal how awful it is to park in DC. Build some garages, jerks.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@justicar @Esko @asalisbury What’s the name of the album?

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@jamileh Why is your battery so low that early in the morning 😳😱

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@jamileh Fuzz Hero

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@kalenjordan I’ve legitimately wanted to make a dating site for (literal) decades, but it’s admittedly pretty daunting. Dunno if this was a shitpost but I’d sign up 😅

[Jason Young @Morgon]

@MatthewRay1 That’s too big a word for that group.

I’m sure it’s just an act, too; he’s reportedly not a Trump fan in private, and is probably happy about the news. Shame his party is all theatrics.

[Jason Young @Morgon]

What's a guy gotta do to get some news on Elder Scrolls VI?

[Jason Young @Morgon]

Anyone have a favorite soft case for a 16" MacBook Pro? I already use a backpack for travel, so it can be slim/single-purpose, but having an extra pocket sounds helpful, too. 😩