Morguean

Just screwing around, gonna probably make some music or crawl under a rock and die (21)

[Morguean @MorgueanTyche]

https://t.co/rwaeIJDhVr
@LAscended @istralifeon @AUTOGYNEPHILIM @soyjak_team @Soapy_Parrot1 gas this, I sold my soul

[Morguean @MorgueanTyche]

I love translating oomf from an unknown language

[Lord Lobotomite ASCENDED @LAscended]

@ouche15 Jedanput čitam knjigu u tipa 2:30 nakon ponoći i samo periferno vidim neki pokret i okrenem se i vidim kako se pauk (daddy longlegs) polako spušta na moj krevet. Fala bogu pretrpeo sam teror tiho

[🌎Kelly Pringle🌎 @kellypringleart]

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

[lex updog @niceupdog]

they were doing this to him in the hospital

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

if he dies on 9/11 it’ll be like the towers came back up

[Augustine @kptnkewl]

How that Raising Canes got me feeling

[Krim(i)’s going to China @DaybreakFlame]

I kinda get it now. Like, shit, Pluto really shouldn’t be a planet, should it? I was blinded by sympathy for the underdog before now. But that's just too small.

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder

[Nuke @megab00f]

I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.

[mariah 🪬 @_ssiieerra]

honestly i can’t afford to f#ck around anymore. i see u little happy onion..

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

“Babe I hear the ice cream truck…”

“*sigh*… go get my purse…”

[emily GOT PETER ☆ the scrapbook girl @emilysofoz]

let the small blonde lady get eiffel towered by two homosexuals in PEACE

[MrAKl1 @AlK19_MGR]

I owe you an apology Chinese scientist without morality, I wasn't familiar with your game

[FREE TO A GOOD HOME ♅ @Izzytr0n]

gay for the money call me a baggot

[Green Toast 🌻🦭 @DogeEatingToast]

their names?
hook, line, and sinker

[mansanotnice @mansamusso]

yo apparently, Micheal Jackson would go and record songs as soon as he got the idea so God wouldn’t pass the idea to Prince and I’m fucking cackling, yes this is the kind of vendetta I’m on lmaoo

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy 😔”

I would.

[Morguean @MorgueanTyche]

@LAscended Rat animal