The season finale of The Traitors just aired and I need a cigarette. I don't even smoke.
SPOILERS below and if you keep reading without watching first, that's on you babe.
I was CONVINCED they'd murder Johnny to break up the figure skating power couple, but they went with Mark instead. Rude, but okay.
Maura says all her exes cheated and I'm like... babe, you're gorgeous and you voluntarily go on Love Island, which is just Tinder but with cameras. The call is coming from inside the house.
After a slow start, Tara and Johnny are dominating. Olympians being annoyingly good at everything? In THIS economy? Unbelievable.
Maura secured her place in history with the most unhinged number of tiebreakers ever filmed in one hour.ย Put it in the Smithsonian.
Rob throws Eric under the bus and cuts him loose. Normally we'd be sad, but Eric's body count of accidental faithful deaths is HIGHER than Rob's intentional ones. Tiffany is rolling in her grave.
Rob's traitor reveal to Maura is giving funeral vibes, wedding energy, and something deeply inappropriate all at once. I'm uncomfortable. I'm aroused. I'm confused. It's brilliant TV.
Best Traitors season? Possibly ever. Peacock kept us FED for two straight months and decided "you know what, let's give them cake too" with House of Villains S3. Three episodes live right now. We don't deserve this.
If you want me to scream about this for an hour straight, the full video recap is in the link in bio. Let's go.
#TraitorsUS
Charlotte Sena was riding a bike with her cousins. She wanted to do one lap by herself, and that is when she vanished. Her bike was found in loop A of the campground.
UPSTATE, NYโผ๏ธ
Please keep your eyes peeled, it appears she was abducted while on a bike ride around Moreau Lake State Park.
This is a campground I spent many summers camping and biking around as a kid - please be extra vigilant!!!!
#MissingPerson#AMBERAlert#NewYork
***AMBER ALERT UPDATED DESCRIPTION*** PLEASE SHARE! NYSP has activated AMBER Alert for a child abduction that occurred near Moreau Lake State Park in Gansevoort, NY at about 6:45 PM on 9/30/2023. Anyone with any information should call the NYSP at (518) 457-6811 or dial 911.
Our hearts are broken with the loss of Tim Wakefield.
Wake embodied true goodness; a devoted husband, father, and teammate, beloved broadcaster, and the ultimate community leader. He gave so much to the game and all of Red Sox Nation.
Our deepest love and thoughts are with Stacy, Trevor, Brianna, and the Wakefield family.
@mlstrat Best option is to have him buy press ons and bring them with him to the proposal if she wants to put them on after it will only take a couple minutes!