Moritz Hearsay

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

The 3Ls unmasked,
All THREE of us, that's a clue.
This is a haiku.

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Lots of great nominations for #LawProm court. Favorite so far is “LLMs and pretending to not speak English on cold calls” Nomination deadline 2/15 at 5 PM. https://t.co/5Jztrf4Zb3

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

BREAKING: HEARSAY LEADERSHIP BEGINS MASS RESIGNATIONS https://t.co/5TsjA76Wha

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Word on the streets is that Arthur Greenbaum has returned from his sabbatical to complete our scavenger hunt. If you spot him, tweet at us.

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Congratulations to @ric_l_simmons, who captured his 2nd Moritz Madness title at the expense of the Cinderella Man, Art Greenbaum. #RicRoll

[Guy Rub @Guy_A_Rub]

And so it begins.. again. @MoritzHearsay's March Madness Tournament. We need a REPEAT. https://t.co/WZhZdonRdI

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

@gpaulrose @ksilverkelly Next thing you know, she's going to snatch that DietMtn Dew sponsorship right from under you...

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

30-27. https://t.co/WVxQ0B3Xi3

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

The university of the "law school" Judge Donnelly went to offers class on White Privilege. Should be popular w/ affirmative action students

[Paige @PMREsq]

When I get the wills clinic email:

[Paul Rose @gpaulrose]

@chris_j_walker @MoritzHearsay stoked to teach my first day of Business Associations fueled by diet @MountainDew!

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

@gpaulrose Can we get a comment from you, sir?

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Approximately five bucks. We hear lump sums make more sense than annuities. https://t.co/MQjnY3zmVc

[Paul Rose @gpaulrose]

@MoritzHearsay I'll sell "presented by" rights as well. What's your budget?

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Did we miss hole sponsorship solicitations for the @gpaulrose Memorial Skins Game?

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Hate studying? Here: play with this!

Photo: Special Edition Mark Nawrocki Rock & Roll Paper Doll!

https://t.co/Q7DEmxvz2a

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

As undergrads inundate Moritz, 2L Matt Okiishi finds study space in first floor mop closet: https://t.co/MT3skhvDzP

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Guest Submission from Penny McPenname! "Dean Michaels Approves Moritz Fortifications as Exams Loom"

https://t.co/A3DIFZZFpD

[Moritz Hearsay @MoritzHearsay]

Champs stick together. https://t.co/PijDNMzTeF

[Guy Rub @Guy_A_Rub]

Flying back home with my new buddy @CJ12_

[dbro @dbro_10]

@Guy_A_Rub @chris_j_walker @MoritzHearsay @4thAmdBlog it's official. Rub has taken over Moritz. #victory #rubitin

[Guy Rub @Guy_A_Rub]

We are the champions, my friend. I promise to be a benevolent ruler during my term in office. And ... world peace. https://t.co/Q0w2OcADun