Paige

Human embodiment of the 100 emoji. 💯 Lawyered: esports and corporate transactions; Clesports; She/Her

[Paige @PMREsq]

@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS The so called President and VP embarrassed the United States and let the people down for both our countries. Ukraine deserves lasting, guaranteed peace. Know the people support you even if our leaders are unfortunately appalling and treated you horribly.

[Paige @PMREsq]

THIS. Michael Phelps has the characteristics of Marfan Syndrome, which gives him an unprecedented advantage in swimming. MP has 23 Olympic gold medals. The person with the second most has 9. Where was the demand for him to be banned from swimming for his genetic advantage?

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

You don't need a corrupt Supreme Court's ruling to know absolute immunity would make a president a king/dictator. Now it's up to us to channel our rage, disgust & disappointment to achieve record turnout & make sure we win by a far larger margin than last time.
#BidenHarris2024

[Paige @PMREsq]

Nothing makes you prouder than when the vet comments on how sweet and affectionate your dog still is when you’re not around.

[Paige @PMREsq]

@LastWeekTonight please rip @KelloggsUS and their bullshit corporate greed apart this week. Ridiculous words coming from a company that increased their profits by 540% in 2023.

[Paige @PMREsq]

I’ve never been more flattered than when at a wedding, Thunderstruck comes on, and @cbarnes1221 asks if I requested it. #WeAreMarshall

[Paige @PMREsq]

@Nashvillain1890 God that’s so accurate 😂😂

[Paige @PMREsq]

I think a Gatorade dump tonight in Kansas City would count as attempted murder.

[Paige @PMREsq]

@Nashvillain1890 I think as long as it was hot he’d take it right now to thaw out that mustache.

[Paige @PMREsq]

@kelseyjfinch I don’t understand anyone who considers this man cool.

[Paige @PMREsq]

Does Jim Harbaugh not know how to chew with his mouth shut?

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

George Santos has been expelled. If they can do this to a college volleyball star, world famous Brazilian journalist, successful NYC financier and noted producer of the Spider Man musical, what hope is there for we mere mortals?

[Scooter7 @GregPaonessa1]

Ohio State fired a National Championship coach and self imposed a post season ban on a team that went 12 - 0 over covering up trading gold pants for tats ...Michigan supports their coaches breaking rules

[Paige @PMREsq]

So you agree, Michigan benefitted from the illegal sign stealing?

[RDB @RBrauher]

@bryanrbeal @MattFinkes He was the sign stealer in game, which is legal, so yeah they listen!
What he could do on his own to look good to coaches is the advance scouting and not tell them. Him showing he knows signs so well impresses coaches and he gets a better job

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

I've seen enough: in a victory for the pro-choice side, Ohio Issue 1, a measure to establish a right to an abortion in the state constitution, passes.

[PatMcManamon @PatMcManamon]

The misinformation and garbage being spread about Issue 1 in Ohio has become too thick to accept. (1)

[Paige @PMREsq]

@TheChallenge @CBS

[Paige @PMREsq]

@kelseyjfinch This truly makes me giddy, and I don’t throw around serotonin-based emotions easily 😂

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

62' - GOAL: USA!!!!!

Horan sends Lavelle's corner into the back of the net and we're level!!!!

🇺🇸 USA 1 - 1 NED 🇳🇱