Lagrange Pendleton

Electricity consultant by forced labor. Father, husband, molecular biologist, inventor, musicsmith, wildlife enthusiast, and tweetist by natural disposition.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Marshawn Lynch Delivers Eloquent 45-Minute Address On Privacy In The Modern Age http://t.co/gmrEfNxHJp

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

More I look at it, looks like Dez DID slam the ball on the front edge of the goal line.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Congrats, Packer fans. You just benefitted from one of the worst replay decisions in NFL playoff history, right there with the Tuck Rule.

[C Y N T H I A @VesperDreadlow]

Fighting the urge to drunk text certain people right now. #heybitch #fuckyou #hurtfeels #whiskyisdangerous #angrymexican #hashtageverything

[The Onion @TheOnion]

[American Voices] New Dating Website http://t.co/97ftrLxa78 Matches Pot-Smoking Couples http://t.co/6jya2ZtvsE #WhatDoYouThink?

[lex @alexxbl_]

My favorite thing about twitter is that none of you fucks can invite me to play candy crush.

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other is meth

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Everything is hilarious...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week’s Top Story: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed http://t.co/jEw516vkM6

[Lagrange Pendleton @MorningLiteMtn]

Boss: I'm out. You got an office key, no one else needs in there so don't let anybody bullshit you.
Me: That's 90% of my job.
#procurement

[Lagrange Pendleton @MorningLiteMtn]

When you delete the voicemail but that fucking icon remains tho

[Lagrange Pendleton @MorningLiteMtn]

The shitty thing about excessive beer drinking so you can fall asleep in a jesusdamn tent is the three a.m. piss-a-thon.

[Lagrange Pendleton @MorningLiteMtn]

"@BleacherReport: Kobe Bryant says ESPN is “a bunch of idiots” after ranking him the NBA’s 40th best player http://t.co/Bv2ARyIk5s" Mmmmhhmm

[Lagrange Pendleton @MorningLiteMtn]

That's no moon...

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

DANNY AMENDOLA SIGHTING!

[Lagrange Pendleton @MorningLiteMtn]

@RealSkipBayless Facts. Geno throws picks and the @Patriots are picky. Calm down #butthurt jets fans

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"The brain abhors a vacuum." How our memories fill in missing details — and often get them wrong: http://t.co/BRzeFkUEBg

[Lagrange Pendleton @MorningLiteMtn]

@BleacherReport typical laker shit lol

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

A monkey controls a robot with its thoughts (seriously). Watch the talk: http://t.co/WvPdIoli0k #TEDGlobal

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

We just created the first brain-to-brain interface that allows two animals to exchange mental messages, says Miguel Nicolelis #TEDGlobal