Carl Morrissey

Dad to Max. Liverpool & Shelbourne melt.

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

Premier League champion in his first season. Not many can say that. Handled the Jota situation with loads of dignity too. A really decent man

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

Most accurate post I’ve ever seen on the internet

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

This send off for Salah and Robertson is incredible ❤️

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@ShaneByrne3

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@polobear_88 Ok, how did Liverpool get on?

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@polobear_88 Good man Mike, really got me there 👍🏼

So back to the point, how did we get on?

Also, Ian Rush is one of the best players Liverpool have ever had. He left as a 26 year old for more money. What’s worse, that or a social media post you don’t like?

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@Robbie_OR Do you seriously think Salah doesn't deserve a send off because of this? After everything he achieved at the club.

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@___MUCK___ @BigPatsy01 Launching a hunvestigation

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

I couldn’t care less who wins that league in England but that disallowed West Ham goal is a disgrace

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@___MUCK___ @Aaron__Barton @pad_waters

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

Liverpool have been dreadful but that handball not being given is comical

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

Jesus that team is grim

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Team news is in for our clash with Manchester United ✊ #MUNLIV

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@TheNFLDrop @___MUCK___

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

🤣

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

Everton the much better side here. Another shitshow of a performance from Liverpool

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

Everton the much better side here. Another shitshow of a performance from Liverpool

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

I enjoy Kenny Cunningham’s punditry. Absolute maniac belongs in an asylum

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

@___MUCK___ @adsavory Lovelyyy drop that, lovely drop city boy

[Carl Morrissey @Moro88]

He’s the best athlete Ireland’s ever produced and it’s not close. Get in there Rors