Sara Bonnie

i yam what i yam. Being as basic as possible while moming hard.

[Sara Bonnie @MoronTwins]

Oh god! I’ve become that parent where every other social media post is asking friends and family for money for some sort of fundraiser 😖

In the words of Trent Reznor, “what have I become?”

[Sara Bonnie @MoronTwins]

Raising two boys… we are officially in the “he poops and pees on it” when they are talking about anything phase

[Sara Bonnie @MoronTwins]

You definitely know that you have had two kids when you go to the trampoline park and jump

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Who knew my hardest decision of the week would be “what air fryer should i purchase to replace the one we just burnt out”

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The famous line of every house guest ever…. “Oh, that? I’m leaving that for when i come back to visit”

[Sara Bonnie @MoronTwins]

At least my kids this week agreed that Bowie is the Red Power Ranger and Max is the Blue Power Ranger.

[Sara Bonnie @MoronTwins]

In the Top 10 of things that annoy me:

Paper clips that get stuck together

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Thoughts from my bathroom:
If the people in the planes above were to look down, they could see me pooping through my bathroom skylight.

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Things my kids fight about…
Who gets to be Spider-Man?

My solution:
Bowie is Toby Maguire
Max is Tom Holland

#problemsolved

[Sara Bonnie @MoronTwins]

Get yourself a person who knows when to tell you “it’s time to go home”

[Sara Bonnie @MoronTwins]

My laundry win of the day:
Finding 4 underwear and 2 matching pair of socks #score

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Is it just mine, or do all kids have the instinct sense to just constantly stop in front of you while walking … especially when you are carrying something heavy?

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My 4 year old is in the “scream bloody murder about anything” faze

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When you have to ask, “is that weed or a skunk?”

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Pillow talk as a parent… “when was the last time you REM’d?”

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Guilty Pleasure: @BurgerKing onion rings 🤤

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I fucking loathe moving. I wanna be the rich kind that can just buy all new when i get there.

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@cullinan23 Just got mine 3 hours ago. My signal has significantly boosted 👍🏼

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Celebrating my ability to diet for 3 days with Pizza and Ice
Cream

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During my commute, i have seen people do some #weirdshit in their cars