Chris Maijlak

I’ve learned I don’t know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.

[Chris Maijlak @Mortein_]

“I am a winner” sticker from Winners chapel

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

2nd generation Toyota Rav4

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@Mwafreeka So happy to see @TonyGachok15769 back. Tony bro please we need you back now more than ever. This country needs you! Let’s GO!

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@murziefaith So hard to find Oysters in Nairobi. Where was this?

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@Its_Roddie Evil witches. Ni tu Malaya. Dirty whores. It never used to be like this back then. Nowadays only fools trust them; dangerous creatures saitan. But i like these recent DNA discussions and tests happening; gentleman stay guided. Start with that your “wife” “gf” “bm”

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@MrJamesKe Or maybe she’s just a whore. And it was a 1 night stand she wanted to trap a guy for his resources. She knws the real father is a chokoraa. Women are evil witches. Not worth the skirts you wear. Stupid too
Y’all not getting away with it anymore. It’s 2026. We clocked you whores

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@Pblacktomcats @MrJamesKe Or maybe she’s just a whore. And it was a 1 night stand she wanted to trap a guy for his resources. She knws the real father is a chokoraa. Women are evil witches. Not worth the skirts you wear. Stupid too
Y’all not getting away with it anymore. It’s 2026. We clocked you whores

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@RamzZy_ You’ve focused on the mother’s perspective. What about men who have been excluded as the biological father after DNA testing? Paternity fraud is quite rampant in Kenya. And im glad men are waking up to this and going for those tests. Can alleged father remove his name?

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@Nyambuscov_ @Godshols It’s women. Social media is a just a platform; women have the will to use it as they wish. Leave “social media” out of it. A lot of you women are not worth the skirts you wear. Pure trash taka taka. As Kibaki used to say; mafi ya kuku

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@_KithureKindiki Ambia kasongo akuweke dildo kwa matako umbwa. Ni soprano si soprano. Shoga wewe

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@C_NyaKundiH Greece too. There was a time they couldn’t even withdraw cash on any atm. Zimbabwe is not even worth mentioning

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@nyarr037 Huyu ni dame ama morio wadau. Ama ni wale they/them

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@ohkabura We should totally condemn and discourage this kind of rhetoric.

Uko?

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@iQwatson Who are they “asking permission from?” Its a free world. Last I checked women are free to do whatever they want in Kenya. She sounds like she is addressing women in those muslim oppressive countries lk Saudi, Pakistan, Afghanistan etc I’ve seen how my sister moves; she’s a boss!

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😂 Uganda is really a village. Poor fellas those ones

[Daudi Kabanda @DaudiKabanda]

All guests on all political shows must be cleared by Chairman’s office.

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@_stayliquidd Kufika hapo you have to be an insufferable human to everyone that knows you. Unfortunately people like that never know how annoying and disliked they are. Ppl just pretend smile in ur face

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@Osama_otero Mediocre. Nyinyi ndo mko impressed na cheap cabros. This country generates trillions. Nairobi alone billions in a week. Pathetic!

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@mkainerugaba And your butt plug 🔌 too? Puny ass bittch?

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@joan_reals Lakini Joan ulikua unakunywa bangi, pombe ama sigara? We listen but we don’t judge I swear. Big fan of your work. No shade.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Muhoozi was little from the sperm stage,

A tiny accident of history,

Carried by a father’s name,

Raised by a palace,

Fed by uniforms,

Protected by fear,

And mistaken for a leader.

Museveni fought his way into power,

Wrong or right, he earned his place in Uganda’s story,

But Muhoozi only arrived as the lucky sperm,

Then grew into a loud shadow,

A small man wearing a big surname,

A child of power confusing inheritance for destiny.

He attacks the press,

Because free people scare little men,

He threatens newspapers,

Because history cannot be detained,

And when Uganda finally turns the page,

He will learn that a borrowed throne,

Cannot make a small man tall.

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@kiruti @KRACare respect yourselves. It’s 2026. Hizo hesabu za usenge muache. Tata who? Pls Go back to the drawing board. Kenyans are happy to pay taxes but why complicate the process? This is not rocket science. Do your jobs. Because the Kenyan patriots are willing to do theirs.

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@joan_reals Hawa mid ugly is where it’s at. Wanakuanga 💯😋. Here me out gentlemen 😭😅