🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦

Mum. Daughter. Sister. Delightful weirdo. Brilliant bird lady. Gif Queen. Dark but hilarious. Mistress Misery 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

Me: *pressed against glass* they can’t keep us apart, they can’t deny our love, you’re my lobster

Aquarium owner: *into walkie talkie* security

Me: *being dragged away* WAIT FOR ME LEONARDO DA PINCHI

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

Top five bands that your parents inherited to you… I’ll go first

Queen
The Beatles
The Eagles
Simon & Garfunkel
Elton John

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

sorry can't I'm very busy (lying on my bed for the next hour wrapped in a towel and scrolling on my phone until I inevitably drop it on my face)

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

Me: I’ll have the caesar salad and he’ll have the steak rare

My date (a T. rex): ROOOOAAAAAAAARRRR

Me: Oh, and could you cut up his steak for him? Because.... you know

T. rex: *attempts to wipe tear from eye* ᴿᵒᵃʳ

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

#NewProfilePic

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

Two of children are technically “adults” now…

Which basically means I still have to buy and cook their food, buy and wash their clothes, book their taxis and doctors appointments, but I don’t get the single person council tax discount anymore.

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Making people at the park uncomfortable by calling every dog I see a DILP (dog I'd like to pet)

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

I’m looking at you, Jesus.

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

Me: I don’t know where I stand with you

Landmine: …Left a bit

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

My dog seems to be purposely unlearning things she already knew just to spite me….

I mean I do forgive her a bit because she is on her period but still…

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

@pam_doove I LOVE THIS! I went for an iced donut a few years back

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

I would like to draw everyone’s attention to @jet2tweets As some of you know my younger sister Sophie is currently battling inoperable stage 4 secondary breast cancer and is undergoing treatment so her immune system is super low.……

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

I’m sorry you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a hat

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

There's no holiday celebrating whoever invented sandwiches that get dipped in gravy so who do we talk to about this

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

@Lin_Manuel I feel I need answers

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

I have just watched Encanto again for like the 30th time, still love it just as much as I did the first time….
But I have one issue, and it bugs me so much because Disney are usually so good at the whole “Easter Egg” thing….
A thread….

[🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦 @MorticiaKate]

This could have such an easy Easter Egg for Disney and it annoys me every time I watch it
Ok rant over