Morty

Nerd, beer drinker, hammock enjoyer, trier of hobbies and general mischief.

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@HeavyLiftGaming Excuse me, but where the heck is the flowing mane and the majestic beard??!

Don't get me wrong, it looks good on you, but the major transformation left me floored 😂

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

⭐ BIG Giveaway ⭐

We're giving away our "Paladin" class-themed set. This includes a Master Vault, Rolling Tray, AND Mechanical Pencil, all crafted from Bolivian Rosewood and Yellow Pine. ⚔

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd #giveaway #dice

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🔥 Big Giveaway 🔥

We're giving away our "Thief" class-themed set. This includes a Master Vault and Rolling Tray crafted from Padauk and Wenge. 🗡

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #ClassOfTheMonth #dnd

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@SirToastyToes Really makes one insecure about one's gaming and life skills.

[Nick Newman (Nicholas Bowling) @thenickbowling]

So…. chess?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘flapdoodle’ (19th century): stuff and nonsense.

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@HeavyLiftGaming I once saw a dude donning a bespoke mask which covered his entire ten-inch beard. Like, it was a full beard hammock.
🧔

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@SirToastyToes Take care Toes sirtoa3Hug

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@CecilBaldwinIII Not too familiar with state codes and North-American geography, I only recognized Toronto outside of the US. Which city did I miss?

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@farfromalba @NightValeRadio @CecilBaldwinIII @SymphonySanders @LadyBash @desaparicion *Sad Toronto noises*

[LibrisArcana.com @LibrisArcana]

Monthly #dice #giveaway retweet and follow to qualify.

https://t.co/8Qw3aMVTUo - your friendly online #RPG store

https://t.co/8KHjbBZ6mG

Nightfall Handmade Set

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@Fellini_Fiend87 @BaerTaffy The sentiment still holds true. Breeches are worse pizzas.

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@EncounterPod I love the random juxtaposition of these two posts.
The only thing we need now is Laurel and Hardy and all of their pickles.
@ArseQueef @EncounterPod @matthewmercer

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@Polygon Aren't the value of the other cards just going to increase as their rarity increases as well?

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

@Sinvicta @NorthernlionLP @edmundmcmillen Boss rush before the two minute mark? What is this sorcery?

[RØDE @rodemics]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

To celebrate the Holiday season, we're giving away four huge RØDE prize packs!

To enter, all you need to do is click the link below and follow the directions!

Entries close December 11th, so get your entry in now! Good luck! 🍀

💻: https://t.co/YHKVL5Veig

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

Sist jeg vant noe var det en bingotusj på bingo. Men vi prøver oss på en podcast kit!

I'm in the running to WIN a RØDECaster Pro Podcasting Kit and Backpack from @rodemics! Enter now at https://t.co/hY7rEoTLYo!

[RØDE @rodemics]

We're giving away three RØDECaster Pro Podcasting Kits + Limited Edition Backpack!

Entries close November 27th and these backpacks aren't available anywhere else, so get your entry in now via the link!

💻: https://t.co/fHO2tpa4Hr

[Morty @MortifyingMort]

Kan vi alle avse en liten tanke på alle hipsterene som ikke får vist frem snurrebartene sine på grunn av munnbind? Spesielt nå i Movember er det nok ekstra hardt.

#Movember #hipstere #munnbindproblemer