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The personification of average with occasional flashes of WTF

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@ShelaghFogarty Heart says no.
Head says yes.
But what are we if we don't stand up for what's right?

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@Billy88McGhee @Otto_English @LBC There is one in discussion. I can see both sides. Growing our own food, good. Making our own energy, also good.

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@Billy88McGhee @Otto_English @LBC Again, I live in farm central. How are we going to grow more food here?

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@Billy88McGhee @Otto_English @LBC I'll bite.
I live in Lincolnshire, where the fuck are we gonna grow more food?

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@brianmoore666 Lol, if they haven't specified whether or not it's an actual car, a toy or framed picture it's a 'learning' opportunity!

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@SheRa_Marley Shame. I think it's probably timed out legally but I love that you haven't let it go!

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@SheRa_Marley Is he gonna pay up though?

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@SheRa_Marley Very metal!

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@RussInCheshire Vote Trump Get Space Karen is SURELY not a winning strategy?

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@DrMatthewSweet Not a Nietzschean but know horses, what do you want to know?

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This! Do this! Don't lay down and get rolled over!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Tired: America won’t elect a woman - especially a Black woman - as President.

Wired: They will if you do the work.

DONATE. VOLUNTEER. MAKE CALLS. KNOCK DOORS. SHOW UP. https://t.co/GsSpvpscYJ

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@reginalddhunter Always been a fan, not going to wear an ear pillow for you though.

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@forwardnotback I still don't think that bodes well for Americans, or the world.

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@kelechnekoff Swear allegiance to the truth.
And be held accountable for delivering on it.

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The end of the world is nigh.
Also, is this AI generated because, damn, it's the worst (worzel) of both of them.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Great to meet President Trump who is on top form after the shameful attempt on his life. We discussed Ukraine and I have no doubt that he will be strong and decisive in supporting that country and defending democracy.

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@MJGold Always a highlight!
Thank you.

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@TheNewEuropean God's probably been trying to have a word in it for a while and is losing patience.

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@drphiliplee1 @Exnighttech Well, there's always Universal Credit.

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@darrengrimes Better than you, dickhead.

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@forwardnotback I voted wavy lines but you got this, your sock game is strong.