MortyTheMortician

A Montanian Mortician.
Iowa State Grad and lifelong fan!

[Iowa State Men’s Wrestling @CycloneWR]

The Brent Metcalf era starts now.

📰 https://t.co/vsdAbzJhi3

🌪️🚨🌪️

[MortyTheMortician @MortyLukeFD]

@Joshua_LV0 Thank you, go win a tourney or two!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They are reaching an ATH in hypocrisy

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Also: Houston/Iowa state was the best game I’ve ever seen live

(I think)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Still kinda hot tbh

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

Can we just pull the trigger on this already @CycloneATH

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

ONLY 5 UNDEFEATED TEAMS LEFT ‼️

RT IF YOUR SCHOOL IS STILL STANDING 👀

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The warrant for Maduro was issued and executed by the U.S., a move that is widely considered illegal on international grounds. Here is the administration’s response:

[Wide Right & Natty Lite @WideRtNattyLt]

The last bit gets lost in the shuffle at times, but Jon Heacock’s 3-3 stack defense applied a heavy hand in shaping what defenses look like in college and the NFL now.

[Cyclone Fanatic @cyclonefanatic]

4-0.

For the first time in school history, Iowa State sweeps Iowa in the four major in-state sports.

It's a Cyclone State.

[Go Cougs @gocougs123]

The Crumbl Cookie CEO is the reason WSU Football doesn’t have a head football coach right now. College football is unreal.

[Sporty @SportyMcSports]

Notre Dame’s Away Games (5 games)

Miami (10-2)
Arkansas (2-10)
Boston College (2-10)
Pitt (8-4)
Stanford (4-8)

Overall 26-34

BYU’s Away Games (6 games)

ECU (8-4)
Colorado (3-9)
Arizona (9-3)
Iowa State (8-4)
Texas Tech (11-1)
Cincinnati (7-5)

Overall 46-26

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

Reminder, BYU:

* Has more wins (11) than Notre Dame (10)
* One fewer loss (one) compared to (two)
* A better best win (No. 15 Utah)
* Better strength of record (the stat we were told mattered most).

Only reason Notre Dame is ahead of BYU is brand bias.

Period 😤😤

[RC Maxfield @RCMB323]

Texas Tech is being penalized because they had to play 9 conference games, but if they had played *insert lower G5 school here* instead of ASU, they’d be 12-0

Am I doing this right?

[Iowa State Men’s Wrestling @CycloneWR]

IOWA STATE ON 🔝

[MortyTheMortician @MortyLukeFD]

@IowaSwano

[Rock Chalk Blog @RockChalkBlog]

Players Era to Iowa State: "Do you want to play in a tournament to win millions of NIL money???"
Iowa State: "Yeah!"
Players Era: "Cool! Go play St. John's and Creighton."
Iowa State: "We went undefeated against 'em!"
Players Era: "Great! Now go play for 5th place!"

[MortyTheMortician @MortyLukeFD]

Winning both games and 0 chance for money seems silly

[T3 @T3Bracketology]

Player’s Era final is set.

Gonzaga vs Michigan. Both looking great the last 2 days.

Kansas & Tennessee will play for 3rd, despite being 2-0 with >+20 point differentials. 70% less pot w/ this format.

Iowa State goes 2-0, +19. Will not get a chance to play for the cash.

[MortyTheMortician @MortyLukeFD]

@bradharmon12 @EverydayCyclone @grok Send me the link too grok

[MortyTheMortician @MortyLukeFD]

@JR3_Cyco I went to school in the Chizek era. Please try to understand how far we have come and how grateful we should be.