Jacob Moskowitz

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

Manny hitting .170 in June is hilarious lol

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@EliotShorrParks makes me wanna throw up.

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

I was looking forward to the upcoming white Sox series at the end of the week for one reason and only one reason… Murakami. Now that he’s hurt, who gives a shit 😒

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

215-592…

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Why did Drake Maye not go to AJ Brown’s wedding? Is Brown already making enemies in the Patriots locker room?

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@American686 @Eagles Just make sure you record yourself doing it so we can all look at it and call you a fuckin loser lol. Did you have to buy new stuff after last years post??? If so, are those the ones you’re gonna burn??? Do it. Just make sure you record it for the world to see.

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

Nah bro I’m sick and tired of hearing “patience, it takes time…”

BULLSHIT!!! We were told he’s the next greatest thing to ever come out of the organization. Don’t tell me to have patience when the organization was telling us for years that he’s the next Paul Skenes.

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

Andrew Painter ERA after 11 career big league starts — 5.74

Cole Hamels ERA after 11 career big league starts — 5.98

Patience.

#Phillies

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

Maaaaaaaaan… fuck this hoe ass baseball team!!!

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

Dombo might’ve been right about this one lol

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The Toronto Blue Jays blow 5-1 9th-inning lead with Jeff Hoffman meltdown.
Strikeout
Hit by pitch
Triple
Single
Double
Walk
Walk
Walk
1B
Final: Baltimore 6, Toronto 5.

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@rawkandrolling I’ve been rotating my joints for years not knowing it was a real thing and thinking I was the only weirdo that did it lol. That’s crazy lol.

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

I refuse to believe Kevin Long has nothing to do with this. What the fuck is he even here for at this point?!?! This ain’t Major League Buddies. I wanna win baseball games man!!! I want my offense to hit the fucking ball. For god sakes guys… ITS FUCKING BASEBALL!!!

[Cole Weintraub @WeintraubCole]

The Phillies against left-handed starters over the past four seasons:

2023 — .825 OPS
2024 — .807 OPS
2025 — .718 OPS
2026 — .566 OPS

(@Sportradar)

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@JamesSeltzer

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@JamesSeltzer it’s a guarantee Orel got made fun of. He went to Cherry Hill East high school in Cherry hill NJ. He absolutely got made fun of. I graduated in 09 and he was getting made fun of back then lol.

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

If you were just gonna add another team to California, should’ve just left the A’s in Oakland and forced John Fisher to sell. This is just ridiculous lol.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

MLB is considering the city of Sacramento for an expansion team, per @Forbes

The league and players will have expansion talks as part of the new CBA agreement, which will likely be in place in 2027, and the league will assemble an Expansion Committee after

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@dwtreadwell73 @donniefaux @DJWR57 @NotLeeam @everyb0dyhits Hahahahahaha whatever you say pal 🤣🤣🤣

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@Bighugh53 mumbling through this debate has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@dwtreadwell73 @everyb0dyhits I can’t tell if this is a serious tweet or not because it has nothing to do with anything lol. Like absolutely nothing lol. So I’m really trying to figure out if that’s a serious tweet lol.

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@Roku I need to speak with someone in customer service. Why did yall charge me 2 separate charges in the month of May. Once on the 24th and literally 5 minutes ago. Totaling $31. What the fuck man?!?!

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

@05VauxhallCorsa @idriisgarba @JeffPassan Listen… I know math is hard for some, but Ohtani throwing a total of 55 innings, is not 5 innings less than 79.1. Ohtani shouldn’t even be in the same sentence when Sanchez has pitched damn near 3 full games more than Ohtani.

[Jacob Moskowitz @Moskowitz13]

This is an injury prone player I’d take over Mike Trout. 2 years at $51m left on his contract. Put him in CF and have JC play LF and move Brandon over to RF.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Byron Buxton hits a leadoff shot for his 17th homer of the year!