Jacob

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

A rotation full of cowards.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

This rotation would be SCARY 😳

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

@BrinaBombs If Dave somehow pulls this off, my asshole is gonna be all over this app. That’s what that means.

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

If this happens… I’m showing hole everywhere!!!

[💮 #FireDombrowski @BrinaBombs]

I ultimately think the Phillies end up with:

Teruaki Sato
JoJo Romero
Taylor Ward/Randy Arozerana
Jonah Heim

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

I’m gonna tweet this every single day until it happens. Somethings gotta work!!!

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

Please Dave!!!

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

Please Dave!!!

[Cory Nidoh @Cory_Nidoh]

With several needs on the roster, Teruaki Sato could be a strong fit for the #Phillies with his position versatility.

More on @PhiladelphiaSN:

https://t.co/iseU2CZKB6

[Ajay Hadiya @AjayHadiya6]

Depression and anxiety can fuck you up so badly that you stop living for yourself. You’re just staying alive because your mother would never recover from losing you and your pet wouldn’t understand why you never came home.

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

Embiid is cooked

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

Forever unguardable!!!

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

I need it.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Teruaki Sato has exclusively played Right Field when playing outfield in Japan. If he signs with the Phillies, that is likely where he ends up.

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

I’ve been thinking about this as well. If someone signs a 4 year deal. There is no 2027 season. Does that still remain as a 4 year deal, or is the 2027 contract year null and void???

[Happy Brewers Fan @MiniMegal]

So if a lockout happens and they end up not playing at all in 2027 does that use up a year on player contracts?

[ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴᴄᴇꜱᴛʀᴀʟ ᴀꜰʀɪᴄᴀɴ @s_aconite]

I’d choose clean rivers and healthy oceans over flying cars any day.

[7rq @gloccnim]

whoever normalized $120 hoodies & $80 sweatpants needs to be stopped...

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

@TiredBambooLaw @Ruth_Mensch Well there’s your first issue. Theres no little creature guy/girl running the household.

[Jason Aponte @JasonAponte2103]

HARRISON BUTKER. MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH YOU LOSER

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

Anybody know what Dave is up to??? Could really use something good outta him…

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

@FoxyLoxy333 It’ll end as soon as it reaches Philadelphia.

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

Riq Woolen stinks

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

Is this what it feels like to be a browns fan???

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Actual footage of Stephen Miller receiving news of his promotion.

[Jacob @Moskowitz13]

@PhilsTailgate He’s the only one on the list I want

[Serena @itsfedex]

I miss baseball.