phlaura ✌︎

moths are cool.i love moss

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

My dating style: I will 100% creep you out within about 3 days.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

I love to seek out advice and do the exact opposite of what the person says.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

Everyone is invited to my late night low self esteem overthinking session, it’s on Sunday’s.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

Met the man on a Wednesday evening who I would learn Spanish for.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

I do want to find true love but not quote “god bless the broken road that led me straight to you” type true love.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

…and just like that my eyes glazed over and hate seeped out every pore.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

Not sure what I’m looking for but I do not want to be your partner in crime, I’m a law abiding citizen, Sir.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

I live with intention.
I intentionally grew out my armpit hair to gross men out.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

Sometimes I like to put sunscreen under my makeup when I get ready for my indoor job to give myself the illusion that I just came from the beach.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

Next time I date someone I’m going to put all the creepy things on the table first, yes Sir, I would let spiders crawl all over me.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

You say little house on the prairie look like it’s a bad thing...

[VEINS @lamiejunquest]

Don't try me. I'm the kindest rude person you'll ever meet.

[ZombieParrot @zombieparrot]

Now I just need a vaccine to keep people away.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

I am just not attracted to Post Malone.

[Trey @treydayway]

One bad apple down, whole orchards to go

[jaybee @jaybeez112]

I draw the friendship line at invites to your kids birthday parties

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

Yes i will get vaccinated.
No there will not be photo evidence.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

I don’t choose joy, I choose hate. Live laugh hate.

[phlaura ✌︎ @MosssGoddesss]

To anyone who jokes about domestic abuse:
Stop. Just don’t.

[V @AnhadNaadBajao]

are you overthinking what i am overthinking?