Mot the Barber

Barber, USS Enterprise, 'The best barber in Starfleet'

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian *looks at them both carefully* Maybe a bit here and there. *snip*snip*. There. How’s that? *hands you a mirror*

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian That’ll be nice. *checks your hair* Want your eyebrows trimmed?

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian Oh good. She is an incredible doctor. I’m glad you’re feeling better.

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian And you got away okay?

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian *listens attentively*

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian Mot. Pleasure to meet you. You visiting on the Enterprise?

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian It’s a pleasure to meet you, Ghee (can I call you Ghee?). *takes some scissors and gets to work*

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@warriorAndorian Welcome! Come on in, and have a seat. *drapes cape over you, and examines your hair* How would you like it?

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

And it wasn’t easy! Those pies were fresh. Ugh. RT @RoutineTrek: Mott wins the annual pie eating contest.

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@HalfbreedTrunks Huh? *glances over shoulder* Fine. Can’t talk. Bye.

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@HalfbreedTrunks How would she get there? You’d think someone on the bridge would notice.

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@HalfbreedTrunks Oh good. Where?

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@HalfbreedTrunks If I see her, I’ll let you know.

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@HalfbreedTrunks *still shaken* I appreciate it. *mutters* I can't believe they would do that...

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@HalfbreedTrunks *turns visibly pale* ... and...and... I'm not allowed to say why. Sorry. Thanks for everything, Trunks.

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@HalfbreedTrunks *authorizes PADD with thumbprint, and reads. Looks visibly shaken* Oh no... *clears the PADD* I'll have to keep Mr. Kent.

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@HalfbreedTrunks I don't understand why they would be behind selecting a barber

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@HalfbreedTrunks Thing is, this assignment shouldn’t even be Starfleet. My staff are civilians.

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@HalfbreedTrunks *makes sure Kent’s out of earshot* Frankly, I’m not impressed with what the Barber Academy puts out.

[Mot the Barber @MotTheBarber]

@HalfbreedTrunks Hello, Mr. Kent. It’s a pleasure. There’s been a bit of a mix-up. Can you please go to Holodeck 2? Trunks can direct you.