Mitchell Dibble

Post craft lager boy.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Into Wolverhampton and 6 Ferrero Rocher deep. It’s Christmas.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

The game has absolutely gone. 4-2 down and being made to give the oppo captain a guard of honour because he’s off to live on the beach whilst his dad gets 200k fly in fly out. Heads gone from all involved. This kind of behaviour is why we haven’t won a World Cup in 60 years.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

@screenrotpod 10 minutes of audiobook? Year and a half might finish one.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Taniae needs to shoot Oliver with this flair. #StrandedOnHoneymoonIsland

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

@CryptoBabaaaaa @baileyk120 Heard an eye witness say the woman was shot 4 times and she made the way to the off license then the man turned gun on himself and I could see someone trying to be resuscitated within the park, which witness claimed was the man.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Apparent domestic violence, man shoots partner then turns gun on himself.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

2 people shot in Clissold park, Hackney. Decent excuse for not going to the gym as I cannot get there

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Albanian fella at work, just pulled family sized microwave lasagne out of his bag, thought it was heading to the fridge, it’s in the microwave. 6.50am

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Left my phone on the central line and someone handed it in at Kentish Town. London is pure class, thank you!

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Hulk, Ozzy, terrible week for moshers. Let’s hope it doesn’t come in threes, don’t think they could handle CEX going into administration.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Saw Hackney council lads photographing and tearing down a lost car sign looking to issue a fine for someone’s misery. What a country.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Massive plot hole in The Last of Us. How does Ellie not know about gay pride but knows A-ha.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Hi @TfL how the fuck we meant to pay your stupid tunnel charge?

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

On today of all days, @Change @UKChange

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

@Joey7Barton People who hit their spouse shouldn’t speak,

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Took the wife out dancing. Dinner, few drinks before hand. Walk up to the place ready for some northern soul. Please come back in an hour, we’ll let you in early if you want. But it doesn’t start for a few more hours. Taxi. Home. We’ve still got it.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

@iamtomskinner @GreggsOfficial It’s a sausage roll, he without sin and all that. Wasn’t it £40k of goods you got pinched with?

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

Bridget Jones: Mad about the boy. It’s probably the best film I’ve seen that I would absolutely not watch again.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

As soon as Ai figures out humans don’t have 6 finger we’re fucked.

[Mitchell Dibble @Motchdobble]

@_Postradamus_ The 1/2 million includes the cunt’s mortgage!