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just a regular person trying to make it make sense

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@N76247476Man That was hilarious!

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@atensnut No shit!

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@us_connie The recycling bin

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@C_3C_3 I did like him. But will no longer buy his music

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@softboywin Za -- aka pizza

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@BuzzPatterson Butter burger from Culvers

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@TimRunsHisMouth Brilliant!

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@stoolpresidente I took typing classes from 8th grade through senior year. I attended secretarial college. I have been a legal secretary since 1986. It always has been, and always will be, two spaces after punctuation, Sammy is incorrect.

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@lady_valor_07 heretofore

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@Sal_Robins2 Married and hell no!

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@lady_valor_07 Ask

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@Georgesantos @AbrahamHamadeh George - is everyone in Washington DC a sexual deviant?

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@Jolly_Rancher Watermelon

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@FreddyLA7 I love Taco Bell!!

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@GuyChicago5151 Same

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@FreddyLA7 Those are good problems to have, Freddy

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@Reflexistir Were you having a wedding or a fundraiser?

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@SenAdamSchiff Just when I thought you could not be more of a bigger POS

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@TulsiGabbard @darthur111 @ODNIgov Tulsi, my prayers are with your husband and you. I am so sorry he has this battle to fight. Thank you for your excellent work

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@greta I live in the south suburbs of Chicago at the Indiana border. I’m thrilled! It will be great to have them close and it will be the sweetest FU to Illinois.