MotherHaiku

haiku’ing my way— through chaotic parenthood — cuz why the hell not? 🎪🤷

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Legos everywhere
Questioning my life choices
Oh, why? Four kids. Why? #HaikuSaturday

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This morning. Panic!
Oh where oh where are you?
In my pocket, duh.

#haiku #parenthood #losingmymind

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Oh, mother in law!
All was calm and good before.
Now regression looms.

#haiku #parenting #motherinlaw #parenthoodpoetry #motherhood #imtired

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Slather the cream on.
Hopeful pursuits of days past.
Will the clock rewind?
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#haikufeels #haiku #motherhood #ageisjustanumber #botoxismyfriend

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Who I used to be..
Drifts in the shadows. Always.
I cannot wonder

#haikuthursday #haiku #momlife #realtalk

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Only in the morning
is all peaceful, calm, and cool
Then chaos ensues

#haiku #parenthood

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Career! Adult time.
I can focus on me now.
No. I miss my kids.

#haiku #parenting #workingmoms

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“‘Sussy Baka, Bro’
Everyone at school says it!”
Some days, I feel old

#adulting #parenting #haiku #whatdoesitmean

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Peace, Quiet and calm Dad
That is my only request
Oh what a pipe dream

#haiku

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I live in laundry
I love the sound of whining
Who am I, your mom?

#haiku #parenting #moms

[DaughterHaiku @DaughterHaiku]

Mom, you rock my world
I will love you forever ♾
Never will leave you 💗

#MothersDay #haiku #iloveyou @MotherHaiku

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Defiant toddler!
Momentarily forgets..
Superangelic

#5wordpoet [defiant] #haiku #parenting

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Countertop blackhole?
Perfect hiding spot for pot
Opaque cookie jar

#haikuchallenge [jar] #haiku #parentingtips

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What is that odor?
Sniff, sniff, sniffing. The horror!
Explosive diaper.

[708- sniffing] #horrorprompt #vsshorror #haiku #parenting #womp

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A trip to the store!
Are we going to explore?
No, mom just need Press.

#haikuchallenge [trip] @PressSeltzer #parentingtips

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Every day Lessons:
Popular anatomy
‘I have a penis’

#haiku #parenting #boymom #why

[Olaplex @olaplex]

@MotherHaiku @FatherHaiku This is amazing!
OLAPLEX for both of you..
The King and the Queen. 👑✨

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@FatherHaiku @olaplex Excuse me? Sneaky!
The sacred haircare routine
Hands off mama’s stuff

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So tired. Botox?
I will only do it once…
Lies I tell myself 😅

#haikuchallenge [once] #botoxtime #gettingoldsucks #haiku #parentingtips

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Field trip to the zoo
New exhibit: 2nd Grade Boys
I may lose my mind

#haikuchallenge [lose] #Parenthood #sendhelp #orbooze

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Toddler classic line:
‘Mommy I like your boobies’
No more ‘us’ showers #haiku #toddlers #boymom