Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

I think one of the hardest grammatical errors to swallow is the whole lose loose situation.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

Mr. Butler is my favorite part of any game 🥰

[Seth Engle @bigsengtweets]

James Franklin responded to heckling Penn State fans after the loss to Ohio State: “If you’re gonna be man enough to talk, what’s your name?”

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i forgive canada for drake over this tbh

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Son: Daddy, there's a monster under my bed

Me *ruffles his hair* why do you think I chose the other room?

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

Today is August 14th. This morning I drank my yogurt before work and realized after it was gone that it had expired July 24th. 🤞 🤞 it waits to wreak havoc on my insides 🫠

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

Dressage just looks like horse zoomies and it's so cute

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

Because what is a millennial without their peace sign?

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

Tim is my happy place 🥹

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

Had someone text me and ask me if a dress was too white to wear to my wedding.
1. Thank you so much for checking with me
2. If you're asking, yes, it's too white.

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

@kt_price You can pry my side part from my cold dead hands. I will keep the comb over legacy going.

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

The way I can't give up my side part should be studied.

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

In the small town I live in of about 1000 people, there is a Borough Official and Borough Unofficial Facebook page because the official one is too corrupt. It's honestly so much funnier than it has any business being

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

I just cannnnot with the boomer aesthetic of hating your wife/husband. 😒

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

I keep getting mens Rugby thirst traps on my FYP and I think I might be into sports after all.

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

I just had a dude tell me he was 6ft with shoes on
I said so you're 5'11

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

@nickschmeltz @JustinBock7 🥹 if only

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

Facebook is so odd. I'm not friends with my first boyfriend, but my family sure is. #MemoriesMatter

[Mother Henᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @Mother_Hen69]

@nickschmeltz @JustinBock7 Nick you know Mr. Cockhairbraider and I were never a couple. Just unrequited love 😆 No, Ian Davis #DeepCut