JD Pants

Professional Canner, Amateur Trucker

[JD Pants @Mother_Neffer]

The Lime scooters are returning to the cities. Nature is healing 😇💞

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

What this means is that the jury verdict that determined that @realDonaldTrump had sexually abused my friend E. Jean Carroll by penetrating her vagina with his fingers, and therefore had defamed her by denying that he had done so, will stand as a final and conclusive judgment.

The highly respected district judge who tried the case, the Hon. Lewis A. Kaplan, correctly stated multiple times that the jury's finding of sexual abuse under New York law meant that, in common parlance and under the law of most jurisdictions, Donald Trump was found to have raped E. Jean.

So henceforth and forever more, it will be completely accurate—and utterly inactionable under the common and constitutional law of defamation—to state the following fact:

DONALD J. TRUMP IS AN ADJUDICATED RAPIST.

[JD Pants @Mother_Neffer]

@Gary43043624 @CalltoActivism Excellent point, Gary43043624

[GenXGirl @GenXGirl1994]

Nancy Mace: “A US official who flies another country's banner breaks his oath and his loyalty to our nation.”

Also Nancy Mace: 👇🏼 🥴

[JD Pants @Mother_Neffer]

@latent_node @SetPixels Arguably one of the funniest tweets on Twitter actually lmao

[JD Pants @Mother_Neffer]

The fake, AI-generated birthday party is already hilarious but then you remember that he runs his mom’s account and you realize truly how big of a loser he is lmao

[Maye Musk @mayemusk]

Happy birthday to my wonderful son. @elonmusk has given me 55 years of joy.
It’s so much fun to celebrate with family and friends.
His cake is a rocket and a moon base 🎂🎂🎉

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I am now upgraded from local celebrity to international worldwide celebrity now I have become promoted

[Society for Parapolitical Studies (India) @Parapolity]

Speaks chinese
Marries Iranian
Apologizes for the existence of Taiwan
A true soldier of the axis of resistance

[JD Pants @Mother_Neffer]

God everything about him sucks

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

[doomer @uncledoomer]

when you go out in public and see the average person walking around, they are getting this stuff just absolutely blasted into their brains 24/7

[björk 182 @postsenjoyer]

#MakeHeavenCrowded

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Yesterday, Israel and Lebanon signed an agreement for the first time in 43 years for "peace"

Today, Israel has bombed Lebanon 5 times.

There is NEVER peace with Israel.

[Brian Tashman @briantashman]

Well he’s only the prime minister of Israel, and not someone powerful like a random college student, so there’ll be no political or media outrage

[Praise @tufpraise]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Supreme Leader Loji @thelongmarch86]

"IF YOU FREEZE THE RENTS, WE THE LANDLORDS WILL COMMIT TERRORISM!" - the zionist says

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years

[Acyn @Acyn]

Karl: Israel is a Jewish state. That’s in the charter. Do you support that?

Mamdani: I’ve said time and again that I support the state of Israel as a state with equal rights.

Karl: As jewish state?

Mamdani: I believe that any state that privileges one religion over another is one that I can’t tell you I support, whether it be Israel or Saudi Arabia or anywhere else. And a lot of that comes back to a fundamental belief that we should all be considered equal, no matter what our faith is.

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

It was all “big tent” and “vote blue no matter who” until they criticized Israel and now they want a new party lol.

Okay, bye 👋🏻 😂