just a Littol Birt (🦜)

- 24 - She/Her - Simply a Bird trying to make it in this bitch of an world

[charity @BoneWarper]

Crumpling my penis in my hand and throwing it on the floor in frustration

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my pet bacteria just died

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

i think clicker training would be more effective if the click was the steam achievement sound instead

[Scagquamareene 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @kashei__]

jarvis, jerk it a little.

[emmy🦦 @skrunkitup]

i should incorporate this into gaming somehow

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I just found out Jesus Christ is a figure celebrated worldwide. I thought he was a guy only I knew about.

[adm @perfectviolaton]

when i was younger i would stand on these and pretend i was an amiibo

[rae @devilbears]

*sighs loudly* hold on the evil pervert is calling me again

[aidan @linkshadow2]

I have cracked literally hundreds of thousands of eggs as a baker and his reaction is absolutely perfect, id be over the moon

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just taking damage

[scorpy @socpens]

what could i have meant by this note i left myself at 5am last night

[Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 💎✨ @semifreqsonic]

Sonic thinks he's a real fucking funny guy for this and all his friends are too nice to tell him otherwise.

[spam @entryno17]

#endacopia

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Hawk Tuah teases non binary announcement:

“I’m finna announce something non binary soon y’all”

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

there was a third guy in the garden of Eden with adam and eve his name was Dominic Balls he wore business casual clothing and had social anxiety

[project hail saturn 💫🪐 @z4kkuras]

At the airport

[Zughase @Zughase]

Elnina Fraggle for a ko-fi request

[ꜰʀᴇɴ @LeFrenchUnicorn]

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