Life Should Be Joyful - Says Me

Attorney at law... office reading tweets and stuff.

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This guy just found out he’s been using the screen door stopper wrong his entire life... and so have I 😭

He always slid that metal piece all the way up to hold the door open… until an old man casually showed him the real way.

Have you been doing it wrong all along too?

[i like food @messedupfoods]

I’m not using my free will correctly

[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

My mom has only seen the first Toy Story so I told her they made Woody trans and now goes by Jessie

[ajk @AlexisJKostun]

If you are emergency printing before a hearing, you have to pretend to be as calm as possible or the printer will 100% dream up previously inconceivable ways to fuck you

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Reggie. He wanted to show you how he eats watermelon. 14/10 thank you Reggie

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

Apparently, this is the old school way to get rid of a ganglion cyst. It looks painful but effective. Have any of you had to do this before?? 😳😰

[𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 @Old_But_Gold50s]

The song "Voilà" (live version), performed by teenage singer Emma Kok with André Rieu's Johann Strauss Orchestra.

Emma Kok (then about 15 years old, Dutch) – A girl with a rare condition called gastroparesis (stomach paralysis) but with a powerful, emotional voice, she sang beautifully in French.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 @Old_But_Gold50s]

This video offers an impressive visual experience for the timeless classical masterpiece "Canon in D", composed by the genius Johann Pachelbel.

The music invites us to experience absolute relaxation as we follow each note dancing in rhythmic motion, helping to dissolve stress and restore inner peace.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you've experienced chronic pain or exhaustion doctors have told you "nothing is wrong," you might be experiencing...

Mind body syndrome (MBS)

Here's what you need to know:

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[Álvaro J @jota_snchez]

Anna Lembke es la psiquiatra de Stanford que demostró que vivir sin dolor ni aburrimiento es la causa real depresión y ansiedad

Reveló 6 hábitos que haces todos los días y que están destruyendo tu cerebro: ↓↓

1. Coger el móvil cada vez que sientes la más mínima incomodidad

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Tommy Bennett @tommy_bennett]

Today the Supreme Court granted a remarkably well drafted pro se petition for certiorari. (It was so good, in fact, that his reply brief was written by Davis Polk's Masha Hansford.) Read the pro se brief here: https://t.co/rOQ8tzcc5q

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[ziks @zicobarre]

Judge fleisher gets angry 😠 after finding out why this black man was arrested and immediately.