S.moullie

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[K. Rico 🌺 @KyaaGGs]

This is the most they’ll do btw. #NotImpressed

[yo @_papatitas]

la bronca que me da estar al pedo en el trabajo porque podría estar al pedo en mi casa!!!

[audrey @phlegmme]

Chopped people chop people

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I need a man that I can treat like a search engine

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

ndio nimetoka kupitia muted status, hawa watu hawabadiliki

[claire @poopandpee333]

I treat objects like women

[Yash @yashsh_]

watched a 2.5 hr film in installments because of my corporate job

[mika @mikasagrada]

me sinto assim todas as manhãs quando me levanto

[Aquarius👅 @BigDeyaP]

i can’t believe i gotta find a new dick to do, i’m absolutely devastated

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

Please stop raising awareness. There is too much. I have become too aware.

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

i’ve reflected on my behavior and unfortunately i remain hilarious

[Ⓑ. Ⓛⓔⓔ☀️ @brandynlee0]

@egoisasin I STILL think about this omg 😭😂

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[Tóbi Bítàn🌻 @Tobi_Bitan]

where others write to remember, i write as an act of exorcism. to articulate a thought is to surrender it, giving it a body on the page so my spirit no longer has to carry its weight.

[Josh @arcdke4]

Kinda scared for 2027.
2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples

[Lovely2BMe @Lovely2BMe81]

Twitter “activism” in a nutshell:

• Centering celebrities over the issue
• Engagement farming
• Parroting trendy talking points
• Moral grandstanding
• Performative outrage
• Silence policing
• Selectiveness

[sexy. @Bigsxyy]

half my aura is js basic manners, ngl.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Nowadays tables are not turning,ni wewe ubebe kiti utoke kwa hiyo meza ya ufala 😂

[Vriska Serket of 🏚️ TWT @ARACHNIDSLITS]

literally WHAT suicide is this month preventing bro