The Flirt King

some dumb bitch. staring down the barrel of 30 and straight up not having a good time. All tweets are lies, I am unemployed.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

35 minutes into Spin Me Around and I'm pretty sure this is a horror movie? I'm so uncomfortable. Should I pick up smoking again?

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

Most important take

[Lara Schwartz 📚 free speech =/= just for jerks @Lara_Schwartz]

@gnrosenberg Expecting journalists to do journalism is culture war. Spreading disinformation with impunity is press freedom.

My latest on Substack.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

It’s the week before my period and BJs has family sized bags of S&V chips and hot Cheetos on sale.

I give myself a canker sore 🙃

[Carlos Cabrera. @X1latinosUni2]

@AlanRMacLeod European expansion became colonialism.

Colonialism became euro ethnic supremacy.

Euro ethnic supremacy gave us apartheid, re-education residential schools and other tools of subjugation.

There is a direct line from colonialism to capitalism and then to FASCISM.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@SurlyWriter @primevecnussy @yikesonbikesetc Hey, why do you think a 9/11 memorial is supporting white people specifically?

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@SirBrentsworth No no no, the opposite. So much middle school bullying that it’s the only way I know how to connect with peers.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

Lotta stressed out looking dudes with flowers at Wegmans, wonder what that’s about.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@SirBrentsworth This is accurate (I love my dog)

[Alie Ward @alieward]

We interrupt this pandemic to tell you about a spy balloon to tell you about a UFO to tell you about an airborne toxic event cover-up to tell you about another UFO

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

Dude doesn't know about community

[shmiggy @shmiggdawg]

@sleepisocialist I mean we humans used to live in jungles struggling to survive off of hunting wild animals for meat and eating bugs. Getting who knows how little sleep having to be vigilant of predictors. Not to sound insensitive but this may be a special case, cuz our bodies are quite capable.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@gina_scooter Ooo you could turn them into truffles

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@kilgoth @Java_jigga Meanwhile the empty suits are crying about the shortage of skilled tradesmen but don’t want to meet the market.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@kferrDC @FaeOfTheVoid @MikeConnollyMA Is it preening or is it a term that you're not familiar with an instead of learning about its history and use you jump to “virtue signaling”?

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@kferrDC @FaeOfTheVoid @MikeConnollyMA If it really doesn't matter than why are you crowing about virtue signaling? It has some utility. Even if it didn't- it doesn't matter. Why are you making conservative talking points for them?

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

Felicidades Argentina, Felicidades Messi. Llego tarde a Navidad.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

Disappointing lack of doomsday orgies. Call me when people start posting hole.

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

@chap42chap Flash tattoos are cheap predawn tattoos, usually themed. And by Roe I mean Roe V Wade themed tattoos, coat hangers, Venus symbols etc etc. sorry you asked

[The Flirt King @MountCrynai]

I’m seeing a bunch of men doing roe flash tattoos…………………so now I’m asking what abortion fund the proceeds are being donated to ☺️