Mourning Coffee

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When the career criminal tries to get his girl to run away with him after the last big job which you know is gonna kill him.

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My cousin is a gender reveal event planner! Check out his new commercial for extra dangerous gender reveal parties!

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Sad they cut my character “Classic NYC guy reacts to the big red dog” from the Clifford movie but here’s a taste of what the R-rated cut would have included.

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Just in time for summer it’s MUBBLES! The bubbles designed specifically for men!

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When you’re trying to make sure the cashier sees you throwing a tip in the jar

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How old Hollywood movies used to end.

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That one dude at WB who tried to fight to keep from changing how Lola Bunny looked.

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Excited about The Falcon & The Winter Soldier but it’s bittersweet since they decided to cut everything I filmed out of it. Here is a sneak peak at what was supposed to be The Falcon & The Winter Soldier & Uncle Vito. Woulda been the best uncle in the MCU since Ben.

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The head of Hasbro’s Potato Toy Team responds to the controversy & promises Mr. Potato Head will be even more manly in the future!

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Paparazzo trying to now justify his behavior towards Britney back in the day.

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A statement from the CEO of the company that supplied Subway with their Tuna

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Your Dad FaceTiming you the day after Christmas to help him set up the gift you got him

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Marijuana is legal in New Jersey now and my cousin’s dispensary just put out their first commercial. Check out the Garden State’s first spot for legal weed!

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Any slightly overweight character in an 80s slasher movie.

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Did you know on movie sets it’s someone’s job to yell out what’s supposed to be happening on the green screen so actor’s can properly react? Meet Chester Credenza the man who does this thankless work.

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The last guy to finish up the vote counting in Nevada

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Dude who was on the Jeffrey Toobin zoom call

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Romeo and Juliet translated into the language of North Jersey

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When the main character mentions that he bought the town’s haunted house to one of the locals.

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The CEO of Sharpie reacts to the president’s staged photo-op