Moses.M

I’m starting to get around the idea that I’m a real person

[Moses.M @Mouses1504]

Cause I be thinking we’re all not real in real life😂

[. @TGM_007]

meeting Twitter friends for the first time be awkward af

[Ｌσ℃ᗩℓ 𝐑𝕚𝔠𝒆🌾 @NameisMayang]

"my body, my choice"

Unless the woman is prettier than you.

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

because real niggas already a dying breed

[OG Purpz @ChalePurpleThis]

Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain

[Moses.M @Mouses1504]

🙏🏽

[softie✨ @softgirlamy]

Men who love breast, may you be blessed financially🥹

[Tokio Berry @tokiotalks]

We grew up in the best era to be kids… and somehow ended up in the worst era to be adults.

[Walya Ndimu @Afrro_Bee]

Whoever coined the phrase “tumako iliyonse” was in their bag because at any given time tumako che iliyonse!😂

[TheeUniverse⚡🌍⚡ @JBsuniverse1]

Your Parents House,Ati I Came From The Trenches.

[Praise @tufpraise]

90% of my L's came from making sure someone else was okay

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[sunni the homie ✨ @_ananamous]

This is exactly how you’re supposed to read. You don’t know a word, you look it up.

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

[Black Empire( Shapur) @blacks_je32494]

Me asking a random girl for her earring so I can remove my SIM card

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

“Depression cannot hit a moving target.”

Best shit I’ve heard all year.

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

it's our first time on earth so why are you a life coach?????

[🛸 @tufthug]

Planes that land safely never make the news.

[𝑍𝑒𝑒🤎 @SpinesandZee28]

"Let's be Frank", who is Frank and why can't we be ourselves??

[COMANDANTE 🦍 @hankasello]

Samson waking up with a taper fade while being surrounded by philistines 😂

[Riċ @ricblurs]

wish a nigga wood

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

nothing really beats having money.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!